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All Hail the Second Amendment
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All Hail the Second Amendment
January 9, 2015 at 9:35 pm
They gotta have something to fend the priests off with.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 10, 2015 at 12:32 pm
Yeah - there'd be a certain justice in that.

Meanwhile...just another little "mistake."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/po...ississippi

Quote:Off-Duty Cop Accidentally Shoots Roommate In Head While Showing Off New Gun


Quote:An off-duty police officer in Brandon, Mississippi accidentally shot his roommate in the head Wednesday night when he was showing the roommate a new revolver, according Mississippi's Clarion-Ledger.


It was a revolver. How do you do this with a revolver? Can't he count to six?
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 10, 2015 at 1:58 pm
Whoops. "Sorry, honey!"

http://wate.com/2015/01/10/north-carolin...ome-alarm/

Quote:North Carolina woman accidentally shoots husband after he triggers home alarm

See what happens when you try to be a nice guy and buy your wife breakfast, fellas?
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All Hail the Second Amendment
January 10, 2015 at 2:02 pm
Stupid people have to have some way to self destruct.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 10, 2015 at 2:33 pm (This post was last modified: January 10, 2015 at 2:34 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(January 10, 2015 at 1:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: See what happens when you try to be a nice guy and buy your wife breakfast, fellas?
Up all night, wondering whether she should demand to smell his dick or just shoot him in the face on principle. You know, usually, when a soldier is involved in something like this...it's the wife who ends up with an extra hole. So I guess they -sorta- beat the odds on that one. At least he took it like a Joe, though...and decelerated the round before it hit somebody who wouldn't be so cool about it.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 10, 2015 at 10:16 pm
Some more Law-Abiding Responsible Gun Owners....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/india...d-say-pow/

Quote:Indiana couple arrested for making toddler point gun in her mouth and say ‘pow’

What a pair of fucking losers these two are.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 12, 2015 at 4:45 pm
You can bet your butt the NRA won't be trumpeting this one.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/misso...ce-attack/

Quote:Missouri woman shot with her own gun while trying to stop domestic violence attack
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 12, 2015 at 4:58 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm by Chas.)
(January 9, 2015 at 12:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Of course not. Then you couldn't kill anyone as soon as you got pissed off about something.


It seems that guns have now passed cars as causes of death. The NRA and its lackeys will shriek!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/ameri...accidents/

Quote:The U.S. Centers for Disease Control says that Americans are now statistically more likely to be killed by a gun than in a car accident.

The Economist reported Friday that death by cars in this country is on the decline. Safety technology continues to improve, states and municipalities have enacted tougher seatbelt laws and fewer young people are driving, which means that streets and highways in the U.S. are safer than ever.

Deaths by gunshot, however, are on a slight increase in the U.S., meaning that currently, Americans are slightly more likely to be killed by bullets — whether through suicide, accidents or domestic violence — than in a road accident.

The numbers say different; the lines have not yet crossed.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 12, 2015 at 5:01 pm
I'm sure you have your own numbers, Chas. Certified by the NRA you so adore.

Hey, what do you think about this one?

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/09/...ying-guns/

Quote:2nd Amendment For Whites Only? Conservatives Freak Out Over New Black Panthers Carrying Guns
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
January 12, 2015 at 5:41 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 5:01 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm sure you have your own numbers, Chas. Certified by the NRA you so adore.

Hey, what do you think about this one?

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/01/09/...ying-guns/

Quote:2nd Amendment For Whites Only? Conservatives Freak Out Over New Black Panthers Carrying Guns

You need to stop doing that. You have no idea what my opinion of the NRA is.

Your irrational fear and hatred take you to indefensible places.

So, cite some actual statistics and quit foaming at the mouth.
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