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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 9, 2013 at 2:20 am
(April 8, 2013 at 10:09 pm)FallentoReason Wrote: The last ironic thing I remember happened at a friend's place. It was about 5 of us just hanging out and having a few beers. One of my Christian friends brought 3 bottles of spirits for himself. Needless to say, he was gone very quickly and began acting a little violent. The rest of us had to keep an eye out for him and make sure he wouldn't break anything or anyone. At one stage, he ran out of the house and legged it down the street. There was a high chance that he was going to pass out (he finished 1 & 1/2 of his bottles by then), so a mate and I had to go for a drive until we finally found him. After all the mayhem he caused, he finally sat down on the couch and was pretty much ready to crash for the night... but first, he had to preach to us about Jesus and why he was a Christian! Talk about receiving inspiration from the Holy spirit(s)!
Yikes. There's nothing quite like someone who doesn't know his limit and won't STFU when he's crossed it.
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 9, 2013 at 11:35 pm
(April 8, 2013 at 5:30 pm)TromboneAtheist Wrote: Bike's destroyed. He's got multiple bone fractures in his left arm and pelvis. But he'll recover. Not fully, but he will
RIP Bike 
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 10, 2013 at 12:02 am
My dad was in a motorcycle accident too! He buys the bike and on the way back from Indiana, gets thrown off the road at 70mph (bike's fine). He wakes up in the ER, with nothing but a broken collar bone and his shirt scissored down the front. So they kick him out of the ER and he goes to rent a car.
I'd like to note, that my dad has a contempt for Mexicans, but only because they don't speak english.
So the car rental place shuts down after handing him the rental keys, he gets to the car, and the keys won't start the ignition and it's storming.
A mexican mother of 8 helped my extremely foreboding and large slightly frightening looking father by going to the store, buying him a new shirt and some food, and taking him to a hotel for the night.
The end of his story as he tells it to me 2 wks after it happens: God takes good care of me.
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 10, 2013 at 12:09 am
(April 9, 2013 at 2:20 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (April 8, 2013 at 10:09 pm)FallentoReason Wrote: The last ironic thing I remember happened at a friend's place. It was about 5 of us just hanging out and having a few beers. One of my Christian friends brought 3 bottles of spirits for himself. Needless to say, he was gone very quickly and began acting a little violent. The rest of us had to keep an eye out for him and make sure he wouldn't break anything or anyone. At one stage, he ran out of the house and legged it down the street. There was a high chance that he was going to pass out (he finished 1 & 1/2 of his bottles by then), so a mate and I had to go for a drive until we finally found him. After all the mayhem he caused, he finally sat down on the couch and was pretty much ready to crash for the night... but first, he had to preach to us about Jesus and why he was a Christian! Talk about receiving inspiration from the Holy spirit(s)!
Yikes. There's nothing quite like someone who doesn't know his limit and won't STFU when he's crossed it.
Tell me about it. At least his sermon sometimes sounded like he was speaking in tongues; you know, a whole bunch of sounds that are supposed to mean something.
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 10, 2013 at 12:20 am
Honestly, that sounds like my brother. You don't live in D-town do you? 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
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Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 10, 2013 at 9:32 am
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(April 8, 2013 at 12:54 am)frz Wrote: (April 5, 2013 at 12:19 am)jrsm_10 Wrote: Thick? Delicious? Where?! Oh... just irony and godly stuff. Bummer.  you know? Just when I thought I was finally gonna get some pron out of this site without showing I'd. Sigh.....
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 11, 2013 at 9:36 am
We can handle it
lol
I like this thread! Fun!
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 11, 2013 at 10:30 am
(April 10, 2013 at 12:02 am)missluckie26 Wrote: My dad was in a motorcycle accident too! He buys the bike and on the way back from Indiana, gets thrown off the road at 70mph (bike's fine). He wakes up in the ER, with nothing but a broken collar bone and his shirt scissored down the front. So they kick him out of the ER and he goes to rent a car.
I'd like to note, that my dad has a contempt for Mexicans, but only because they don't speak english.
So the car rental place shuts down after handing him the rental keys, he gets to the car, and the keys won't start the ignition and it's storming.
A mexican mother of 8 helped my extremely foreboding and large slightly frightening looking father by going to the store, buying him a new shirt and some food, and taking him to a hotel for the night.
The end of his story as he tells it to me 2 wks after it happens: God takes good care of me.
I just know I'm going to have so many arguments with your father, dear. 
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
April 11, 2013 at 11:08 pm
Everyday on my walk to work I pass a sign that says 'Christian science and learning centre'. The fucking epitome of irony.
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RE: Thick, delicious irony
May 6, 2013 at 10:08 am
(April 4, 2013 at 11:34 pm)Stimbo Wrote: This one, inevitably, read "Keep Calm And Trust God". As inherently trite and banal as it is, it might perhaps have seemed a mite more convincing, if not for it being sited next to a notice informing customers that "These premises are protected by CCTV" etc etc.
Any other examples of unwitting irony out there?
Hi Stimbo
I dont see that this is ironic.
Since when has faith ever meant a person is invulnerable to theft?
It doesnt mean that, and nor has anyone ever claimed it did. A religious person can be robbed just the same as anyone.
The common one you hear is criticism of the bullet-proof Pope Mobile, which was brought in after Pope John Paul II was shot 3 times in St Peters Square, by a KGB agent (early 1980s. He didnt die and later visited his attacker in prison, in order to talk with him and forgive him for what he did).
Taking steps to prevent a Pope from assisination is not ironic or hypocritical either: believing in God doesnt make you bullet-proof, or somehow invulnerable to conventional weaponry.
When Christians say "Trust in God" they do not mean "Trust God to look after your stuff, so it doesnt get nicked", but rather "trust that everything is happening for a reason / has some meaning".
While being a victim of a robbery is a bad thing, our personalities are the sum of all our experiences, good and bad. While no-one would disagree that good experiences are the best, its a fact that bad experiences have just as much to teach us and are just as important in forming our characters and making us who we are.
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