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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 6:05 pm
I was too a good Master, I let her go. She begged me and I let her go. You were supposed to give me a real slave, not some poor circus performer you snatched from her performer family to do my bidding. She had baby elephants to feed and I just couldn't bear to keep her chained up like that. I want a real slave, it shouldn't be that difficult for you. Unless you want to be my slave, I wouldn't mind putting my heel on your face if that's what you're into 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 6:33 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 6:05 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I was too a good Master, I let her go. She begged me and I let her go.
So she got to you, and you were lying to attempt to get another one. I see.
Quote:You were supposed to give me a real slave, not some poor circus performer you snatched from her performer family to do my bidding. She had baby elephants to feed and I just couldn't bear to keep her chained up like that.
What I'm amazed about... is that you fell for that. Wow.
Quote:I want a real slave, it shouldn't be that difficult for you.
She was a real slave, until you released her.
Quote:Unless you want to be my slave, I wouldn't mind putting my heel on your face if that's what you're into
I would like to be your slave... but somehow, I figure your gentleman isn't so much okay with that as I am.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 7:05 pm
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I wasn't lying, I told you she looked at me with those doe eyes and I let her go. She had baby elephants that needed her fgs! Pick your slave candidates more wisely is all I'm saying. Maybe I should've specified that I wanted a willing slave. My bad. You're worse than that genie I found hiding in my grandmas urn last year! Freed him too, come to think of it. I just want willing, adoreation throwing worship giving slaves who want nothing more than to sing praises to me for an eternity. Christians, I guess. As for my gentleman, I just don't even know. If I want a girl or boy pet I'd have to ask
Him..
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 3, 2013 at 2:26 am
(June 2, 2013 at 7:05 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I wasn't lying, I told you she looked at me with those doe eyes and I let her go. She had baby elephants that needed her fgs!
Well... she was most certainly lying. Baby elephants? 
Quote:Pick your slave candidates more wisely is all I'm saying. Maybe I should've specified that I wanted a willing slave. My bad.
She was a willing slave... you just weren't satisfying her desires well enough 
In other words: you're too nice.
Quote:You're worse than that genie I found hiding in my grandmas urn last year! Freed him too, come to think of it. I just want willing, adoreation throwing worship giving slaves who want nothing more than to sing praises to me for an eternity. Christians, I guess.
You realize, of course, that you would free anything I could give to you? 
You want a Christian modified to believe that you are God and that (s)he is in heaven? You should have asked for that when I was in a giving mood.
Quote:As for my gentleman, I just don't even know. If I want a girl or boy pet I'd have to ask
Him..
I am at once both the best pet, and the worst pet... be careful.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 3, 2013 at 10:39 am
(June 2, 2013 at 5:20 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Beings in our realm cannot come back from the dead.
Not since Jerry Garcia died, anyway.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 3, 2013 at 3:17 pm
Is it too much to ask to have a willful participant licking my clit? No. Don't make the mistake of thinking you know I'm too nice. I'm not that nice. I just have a thing about baby elephants.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 3, 2013 at 5:47 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 3:17 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Is it too much to ask to have a willful participant licking my clit? No. Don't make the mistake of thinking you know I'm too nice. I'm not that nice. I just have a thing about baby elephants.
I hunt them like I hunt a baby elephant: separate it from its mommy; drive the momma elephant away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXQSjMVa2D8
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 3, 2013 at 6:55 pm
You get more bees with honey. Just sayin I wonder how many people besides my bud Tonus are reading this thread anyways? Tell you what Violet, I will let you off on your responsibility.. this time. Since you're a new deity I shall give allowances for your lack of omnipotence and your failure to know what I need before I do.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 3, 2013 at 7:11 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 6:55 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: You get more bees with honey.
B-but... the bees make the honey.
Oh no... is that how the serveant keeps her prices so low? By stealing from the bees???
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 3, 2013 at 8:07 pm
Don't ask don't tell. But, since you asked, the answer is that there's a whole underworld of bears. Thug bears doing the bidding of the Serveant, stealing honey from bees and baby elephants from their mamas. Its fucked up shit 
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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