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what is a god?

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what is a god?
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#21
RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 9:50 am
(February 6, 2014 at 9:47 am)EvolutionKills Wrote: God is a half eaten block of 3 month out-of-date creme cheese inside my refrigerator, behind the orange juice and right next to the strawberry jam; his name is Bob.

I agree but when hes in there does the light come on when u open the door??
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RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 10:30 am (This post was last modified: February 6, 2014 at 10:30 am by EvolutionKills.)
(February 6, 2014 at 9:50 am)truthBtold Wrote:
(February 6, 2014 at 9:47 am)EvolutionKills Wrote: God is a half eaten block of 3 month out-of-date creme cheese inside my refrigerator, behind the orange juice and right next to the strawberry jam; his name is Bob.

I agree but when hes in there does the light come on when u open the door??


Good question, let me go check. Be right back...
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#23
what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 12:18 pm
(February 6, 2014 at 4:00 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(January 10, 2014 at 4:02 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:





I found his thoughts interesting I didn't agree with all them but I will pick up most the books he suggested

I'm sorry, I found this interesting, but fell asleep half way through due to the narrator. Could you summarize?
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#24
RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 3:23 pm
(February 4, 2014 at 5:05 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I'm surprised none of the local widlife has stepped up to this question

I'm not.
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#25
RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 4:19 pm (This post was last modified: February 6, 2014 at 4:21 pm by Ryantology.)
God is two things:

1: A facsimile of an answer for questions that either currently have none or are invalid.
2: An invention designed to prop up unsupportable opinions by fortifying them with authority that can't be questioned or scrutinized in any way.
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RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 4:38 pm
(February 6, 2014 at 9:50 am)truthBtold Wrote:
(February 6, 2014 at 9:47 am)EvolutionKills Wrote: God is a half eaten block of 3 month out-of-date creme cheese inside my refrigerator, behind the orange juice and right next to the strawberry jam; his name is Bob.

I agree but when hes in there does the light come on when u open the door??


So I checked, and it turns out the answer is 'yes'. However during my visit to the fridge I was also informed by Bob that he no longer wishes to use that name and from hereafter shall be referred to a 'Herbet'.
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#27
RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 6:26 pm
Great question. Einstein used the word God a lot, but he meant it more like a deist I think. I'd have liked to hear how he defined God.
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#28
RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 6:43 pm
God is whatever people want him to be.. when I am about to drop a load, I say ooooh god!!!! And there he is floating in the porcelain goddess!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!
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RE: what is a god?
February 6, 2014 at 6:59 pm
I am God. Bacon is me. Praise Saint Bacon for eternity.

Sausages are my disciples and melons my slaves. Lust is my spirit and beer my parade.

Eat me and I shall come unto you, and everyone says, "Amen."
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#30
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February 6, 2014 at 7:19 pm
God sounds delicious.
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