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Prospect: god wants me to play for Seattle
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Prospect: god wants me to play for Seattle
Turns out god is a fair weather fan.
Quote:Former San Diego State running back Adam Muema left the NFL Scouting Combine on Sunday without working out, citing religious reasons.

Running backs competed in afternoon drills at Lucas Oil Stadium. Muema, the fourth leading rusher in Aztecs history, did not participate. He said he was "following God," who told him if he missed workouts, he'd play for the Seattle Seahawks.

Playing for Seattle is his "dream," Muema said. NFL teams are aware of the decision.

"Can't go wrong with God," Muema said.

Muema spoke Sunday in a phone interview from the Indianapolis International Airport. He was set to return to the city where he trained for the combine. The Covina native will have the opportunity to work out for clubs at San Diego State's pro day next month.

Muema, 21, said his immediate plans are undecided.

"(God) told me to sit down, be quiet, and enjoy the peace," he said.

Muema said he communicates with God through numbers.
What if Seattle doesn't sign him and misses the playoffs? God makes it pretty clear that if you don't do what he wants, he will fuck you up but good. I'll bet he injures Russell Wilson in the pre-season, the miserable bastard...
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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I think "crazy" is a good reason not to sign this guy.
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I've never before wished a groin pull on a person, but . . .
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Drug test extended. ..
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We know this can't be right because, according to Rufus, the 13th apostle, god is a skee-ball fanatic.

ROFLOL
Dying to live, living to die.
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