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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ

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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
StealthySkeptic Offline
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 3:18 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 3:07 pm)Losty Wrote: I shall name you necromancer, and you shall be mine, and you shall be my necromancer Smile

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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 3:31 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dear Friends,
If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. Repent and turn from your sins before it is too late. Jesus paid a great price on the cross so that we can be saved. Don't reject this wonderful gift. You will not regret making Him your Lord and Savior.
Blessings,
Rev777

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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 3:36 pm (This post was last modified: July 18, 2014 at 3:37 pm by Dystopia.)
(July 18, 2014 at 3:18 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(July 18, 2014 at 3:07 pm)Losty Wrote: I shall name you necromancer, and you shall be mine, and you shall be my necromancer Smile

What is thy bidding, my master? Smile Tongue

I smell mistress and slave pornography ROFLOL

By the way how does a thread about conversion to Christianity turn into this?
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 3:50 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 3:36 pm)Blackout Wrote:
(July 18, 2014 at 3:18 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: What is thy bidding, my master? Smile Tongue

I smell mistress and slave pornography ROFLOL

By the way how does a thread about conversion to Christianity turn into this?

I don't know, but I do know that the Bible does have a lot of porn in it. (No, I will not cite any sources. Tongue)
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 3:53 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 3:50 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: I don't know, but I do know that the Bible does have a lot of porn in it. (No, I will not cite any sources. Tongue)
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 4:17 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 3:53 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
(July 18, 2014 at 3:50 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: I don't know, but I do know that the Bible does have a lot of porn in it. (No, I will not cite any sources. Tongue)
[Image: af4g0.jpg]

*Hunched over, tugging with furious abandon* Oh, Bathsheba, you little cock tease . . . who's the king? WHO'S THE KING?!?"
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 4:35 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 4:17 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(July 18, 2014 at 3:53 pm)ShaMan Wrote: [Image: af4g0.jpg]

*Hunched over, tugging with furious abandon* Oh, Bathsheba, you little cock tease . . . who's the king? WHO'S THE KING?!?"

Yeah, it's totally cool to murder Uriah for some tail, as long as you're really, really sorry to God. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 4:37 pm
Oh you guys. This made my day. ROFLOL
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 5:15 pm
lately, many proselytizing threads turn dirty.

I like it.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
July 18, 2014 at 5:33 pm
(July 18, 2014 at 5:15 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: lately, many proselytizing threads turn dirty.

I like it.

I have a working hypothesis that every thread on AF will eventually turn dirty if given enough time.
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