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Need the toilet?
#31
RE: Need the toilet?
Perhaps most atheists shit in the woods in an outside toilet in such woods? Nah, that's surely a bit far fetched is it not?

EvF
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#32
RE: Need the toilet?
I think they meant the woods is an outside toilet.
"I'm like a rabbit suddenly trapped, in the blinding headlights of vacuous crap" - Tim Minchin in "Storm"
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Faith is illogical - fr0d0
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#33
RE: Need the toilet?
Ah well that's alright then. So long as it's a toilet. Phew *wipes brow*.

EvF
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#34
RE: Need the toilet?
I have no confidence in these newfangled contraptions like indoor plumbing.
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#35
RE: Need the toilet?
The good old days were the best. Why back in my day... wait... I'm not old and it's still my day.

EvF
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#36
RE: Need the toilet?
Well, back in my days, which at the time I did not perceive as my days, there were plenty toilets around (hence the onces on sale now). Nowadays the conspiracy theoriy fundamentalists have even invaded our most private places and its infrastructure. So there indoor plumbing goes right out the window.
"I'm like a rabbit suddenly trapped, in the blinding headlights of vacuous crap" - Tim Minchin in "Storm"
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Faith is illogical - fr0d0
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#37
RE: Need the toilet?
From Blackadder II episode 'Money' comedy Script:

Whilst Blackadder is tying to sell his house:

'Edmund Blackadder: Well, what we're talking about in, erm, privy terms is the very latest in front-wall, fresh-air orifices, combined with a wide-capacity gutter installation below.

Mrs Pants: You mean you crap out of the window?

Blackadder: Yes!

Mrs Pants: Well! In that case, we'll *definitely* take it! I can't stand those dirty indoor things.'

Hurrah for the filth!
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