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**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: May 3, 2015 at 1:41 pm by robvalue.)

Why are video games better than life?

1) If you fuck up you can reload a saved game

2) You can turn off a game when you want a break

3) You can kill people all day long and not get arrested

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · May 3, 2015 at 2:04 pm

Why are video games worse than life?

1) The sex is crap.

2) All the food and drink taste like atmosphere.

3) You get retarded tutorials for easy shit you've done a million times with your eyes closed and everything feels like it was made by some group of people that value aiming the games at the addictive personalities. The 20% who do 80% of the playing because it's manufactured to be addicting rather than a masterpiece game. It's aimed at satisfying dopamine rather than serotonin. It's more about wanting to play than pure enjoyment.

This is coming from someone who played their favourite game ever for 6 years happily a few hours a day. But who played call of duty 2 16 hours a day for a year and a half. I still love the first game but COD is annoyingly overated.

**Jericho** · May 4, 2015 at 12:29 am

Stuff.

**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: May 4, 2015 at 2:43 am by robvalue.)

What happened to the epic fight scenes? Big Grin

Now you just turn up with "stuff"? Wink

I dragon kick everyone's ass into the Milky Way.

**Jericho** · May 4, 2015 at 2:48 am

Well, most of my fight scenes are disregarded and never truly reciprocated. Big Grin

Why go through the effort?

**robvalue** · May 4, 2015 at 2:51 am

I appreciated them. But I understand, when your stunning prose is countered with "win" I guess it's a bit of a downer Wink

Don't act like you don't like the ball buster!

**Jericho** · May 4, 2015 at 3:05 am

I've never been overly fond of my balls busting. Big Grin

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · (This post was last modified: May 4, 2015 at 3:12 am by Edwardo Piet.)

I type this sentence with such speed and velocity that the universe disintergrates and regenerates instantly.

**Jericho** · May 4, 2015 at 3:39 am

Seems appropriate.

~~Edwardo Piet~~ · May 4, 2015 at 6:10 am

No'treally no'treally, no. Not really.

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