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Bible Verse Id like to share

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Bible Verse Id like to share
BlackSwordsman Offline
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Bible Verse Id like to share
May 12, 2014 at 3:17 pm
Okay, so found this verse that I would like to share.

I heard someone mentioned it and I didn't believe it (EVEN coming from the bible!)

Numbers 22:28

Quote:And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?

-King James Version

Quote:Numbers 22:29
Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."

This all sounds pretty legit to me Smile joking


ROFLOL
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 12, 2014 at 3:40 pm
Guys will put up with a lot for a piece of ass.
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 12, 2014 at 3:44 pm
"Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And A Man Named Jesus Lives Up In The Sky!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 13, 2014 at 11:58 am
(May 12, 2014 at 3:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And A Man Named Jesus Lives Up In The Sky!"

Remember also...that one man's sin is another man's bread and butter!!
People don't go to heaven when they die; they're taken to a special room and burned.
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 13, 2014 at 12:07 pm
(May 12, 2014 at 3:17 pm)BlackSwordsman Wrote: This all sounds pretty legit to me Smile joking


ROFLOL

You don't believe in talking asses? Haven't spent much time in church or listening to Christian radio, have you?
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 13, 2014 at 1:06 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2014 at 1:06 pm by MJ the Skeptical.)
Balaam is a douche. Who wouldn't want to converse with a talking ass?
If the hypothetical idea of an afterlife means more to you than the objectively true reality we all share, then you deserve no respect.
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm
(May 13, 2014 at 1:06 pm)Godslayer Wrote: Balaam is a douche. Who wouldn't want to converse with a talking ass?

I will tell you what, I bet if my dog started talking to me, I wouldn't threaten to kill it.
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 16, 2014 at 8:23 pm
(May 13, 2014 at 1:32 pm)BlackSwordsman Wrote:
(May 13, 2014 at 1:06 pm)Godslayer Wrote: Balaam is a douche. Who wouldn't want to converse with a talking ass?

I will tell you what, I bet if my dog started talking to me, I wouldn't threaten to kill it.

Depends on what he said to you.
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If I saw a man beating a tied up dog, I couldn't prove it was wrong, but I'd know it was wrong.
- Attributed to Mark Twain
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 19, 2014 at 11:39 am
Religious people's logic: "This atheist doesn't believe in the bible, quoting the bible will sure show them!"
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RE: Bible Verse Id like to share
May 19, 2014 at 12:24 pm
(May 12, 2014 at 3:17 pm)BlackSwordsman Wrote:
Quote:Numbers 22:29
Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If only I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."
Sounds like something Boromir would say. :p
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