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Poll: Jesus is the King of Kings
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17.65%
3 17.65%
Nope, I'd rather burn then spend an eternity with the likes of you and your dickless god.
58.82%
10 58.82%
Who? King of WHAT? Oh fuck no!
23.53%
4 23.53%
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Evidence In Exchange
#11
RE: Evidence In Exchange
Fuck off.
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#12
RE: Evidence In Exchange
LOL, ever wonder how many bible thumpers are secretly considering arson? Very, very creepy when one smiling human being tells another that they're going to burn........
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#13
RE: Evidence In Exchange
(June 12, 2014 at 1:39 am)Eye of God Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 1:38 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: As I said earlier on another thread -

Your god, if he exists, imbued me with a sense if morality and reason that informs me that he is a bloodthirsty tyrant.

No. Your god can fuck himself for all I care.

He may appear bloodthirsty to you, but thats only because he is absolute purity. He cannot accept us into his presence unless we are rid of all our unrighteousness.
I know He's in my heart and I can tell you for sure that He is absolute love.

Come back to him Cthulhu. He still loves you.

Cool story, bro.

P.S. if you happen to meet him, be a good chap and relay a message:

"Eat me."
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#14
RE: Evidence In Exchange
(June 12, 2014 at 1:43 am)Sejanus Wrote: Fuck off.

There is still time for you Sejanus.
I know the message is hard to hear at first, I was like you once, but I just went for it: I said that prayer, accepted Christ and my life has never been the same.
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#15
RE: Evidence In Exchange
(June 12, 2014 at 1:45 am)Eye of God Wrote: There is still time for you Sejanus.
I know the message is hard to hear at first, I was like you once, but I just went for it: I said that prayer, accepted Christ and my life has never been the same.

I reiterate; fuck off.
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#16
RE: Evidence In Exchange
(June 12, 2014 at 1:45 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 1:39 am)Eye of God Wrote: He may appear bloodthirsty to you, but thats only because he is absolute purity. He cannot accept us into his presence unless we are rid of all our unrighteousness.
I know He's in my heart and I can tell you for sure that He is absolute love.

Come back to him Cthulhu. He still loves you.

Cool story, bro.

P.S. if you happen to meet him, be a good chap and relay a message:

"Eat me."

He already knows. And yes sadly, you will be completely devoured.

(June 12, 2014 at 1:44 am)Rhythm Wrote: LOL, ever wonder how many bible thumpers are secretly considering arson? Very, very creepy when one smiling human being tells another that they're going to burn........


I don't want any of you to burn. I want you to live -- forever.
That's why I'm here, begging you to say that prayer and give Jesus Christ a real chance.
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#17
RE: Evidence In Exchange
(June 12, 2014 at 1:47 am)Eye of God Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 1:45 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Cool story, bro.

P.S. if you happen to meet him, be a good chap and relay a message:

"Eat me."

He already knows. And yes sadly, you will be completely devoured.

Awesome. Can't wait.
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#18
RE: Evidence In Exchange
(June 12, 2014 at 1:39 am)Eye of God Wrote: Esquilax, you seem like an educated person. I've read several of your posts and I think you're probably very smart.
Unfortunately, your knowledge may very well be your undoing. Which saddens me greatly.

And there it is, that smooth transition from ingratiating, cloying pleasantries to crude standover tactics and passive aggressive revenge fantasies. It's just gross, like I'm being sold a used car that doesn't even seem to exist.

Quote:As for your issues with my preaching, I am not violating any rules. If you would like to discuss with me, I'm happy to do so.

If it reaches critical mass, if it becomes a pattern, then it definitely does breach rule one. We used to have a preaching rule, but it was absorbed into rule one a while ago, and many of its premises are still found therein; if all you're going to do is tell us we're hellbound and should accept Jesus, that's not really in keeping with the purpose of the forum.

"Just have faith!" isn't an argument, and it's definitely not a discussion.

Quote:Shall we talk about your need to overcome all matters of faith with logic? Logic and reason are wonderful God given things, but they were not meant to keep you from your Creator.

As I said earlier, faith can be used to justify anything, making it useless. I've yet to be given an argument for why I should have faith in the christian god that doesn't presuppose the tenets of the christian faith are true.

Additionally, why would god give us logic and reason, only to ensure that following those two things, which are probably the most important tool we have in any other respect, lead us to believe that he doesn't exist?
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#19
RE: Evidence In Exchange
(June 12, 2014 at 2:01 am)Esquilax Wrote: Additionally, why would god give us logic and reason, only to ensure that following those two things, which are probably the most important tool we have in any other respect, lead us to believe that he doesn't exist?

Deep, because Jesus, that's why. And free will. Or some such bullshit.
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#20
RE: Evidence In Exchange
(June 12, 2014 at 1:47 am)Eye of God Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 1:45 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Cool story, bro.

P.S. if you happen to meet him, be a good chap and relay a message:

"Eat me."

He already knows. And yes sadly, you will be completely devoured.

(June 12, 2014 at 1:44 am)Rhythm Wrote: LOL, ever wonder how many bible thumpers are secretly considering arson? Very, very creepy when one smiling human being tells another that they're going to burn........


I don't want any of you to burn. I want you to live -- forever.
That's why I'm here, begging you to say that prayer and give Jesus Christ a real chance.


Here is a real poll adaptable even to the meanest comprehension, such as yours:

What would be more likely to need to be given a chance in order to get to you?

1. Almighty omniscient omnipotence.

2. Son of almighty omniscience who is almighty omniscience so who fucked his own mother to give himself birth.

3. Con trick
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