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Confessions
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Confession of the Day......
Trump beat Hillary last night... Let the triggering commence........
If the hypothetical idea of an afterlife means more to you than the objectively true reality we all share, then you deserve no respect.
Dude, you're so edgy I think I cut myself.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
 RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 12:11 am
(This post was last modified: October 11, 2016 at 12:11 am by vorlon13.)
I accidentally dumped sis's earings in the toilet several years ago. I didn't flush them, fortunately, but since they are the pierced variety, I felt I just couldn't put them back for fear of some dread infection.
So, I grabbed a Dixie cup and filled it half full of Listerine and dropped them in. R'uh r'oh !!! Whatever made them colored blue dissolved instantly in the Listerine !!! Oh well, at that point her head isn't going to develop gangrene and fall off if she wears them now, so I dried them off and put them back. She did wonder what happened at some point, but it turns out they were really cheap and she didn't care . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 
Confession:
I once tried to....no wait! I once attempted...no wait! I once was arrested...no wait! I keep trying to say it but..Well you all know what I am trying to say....
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 (October 11, 2016 at 12:11 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I accidentally dumped sis's earings in the toilet several years ago. I didn't flush them, fortunately, but since they are the pierced variety, I felt I just couldn't put them back for fear of some dread infection. Sounds like it would make a great sitcom... the Vorlon Show  I'm glad I'm not your sister though cos I wouldn't want to wear earrings again after they'd been in the toilet, even if they had been swimming in listerine  I don't think anything would disinfect them - in my mind and/or in reality - to my satisfaction.
My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him.
And no, it has nothing to do with poop or anuses.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 12:55 am
(This post was last modified: October 11, 2016 at 12:56 am by chimp3.)
(October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him. I will wager it is not all that kinky. I know people who like to wear diapers and get spanked like babies!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
 (October 11, 2016 at 12:24 am)Emjay Wrote:(October 11, 2016 at 12:11 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I accidentally dumped sis's earings in the toilet several years ago. I didn't flush them, fortunately, but since they are the pierced variety, I felt I just couldn't put them back for fear of some dread infection. Andis Cool Care would. I use that to clean my shears, clippers and trimmers. Not only is it a bactericide, virucide, fungicide, but it's also a tuberculocide. That shit ain't nothin to mess with. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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