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#11
RE: college Professor
July 17, 2014 at 8:24 pm
Yes, just another case of misguided loyalty!
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RE: college Professor
July 17, 2014 at 11:57 pm
(July 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm)atheist04330 Wrote: my mom sent me this:


A college Professor stood on his chair and said, “If your imaginary friend really exists, then maybe he can knock me off this chair”. Nothing happened. The class was quiet. “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes.” An Army Vet stood, punched him in the face, knocking him out, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at student and said, “WHY’D YOU DO THAT!” Vet said “GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME!!”


What the fuck?
she said this really happened...
But she did not say where

One of those dumb email chain stories that gets passed around, like the "Einstein as a student" one lol.
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RE: college Professor
July 18, 2014 at 12:02 am
(July 17, 2014 at 7:56 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Been around since before 2004 and changes a bit with every spam wave.

http://msgboard.snopes.com/message/ultim...7/p/1.html

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RE: college Professor
July 18, 2014 at 12:04 am (This post was last modified: July 18, 2014 at 12:05 am by The Grand Nudger.)
These fuckers are just giving vets a bad name. He wouldn't have punched the guy in his face, he would have broken his knee - that's how you get somebody off a chair. Christ, what do they think we are, amateurs?

Seriously though, why do so many people have to drag vets into their retarded religious shit?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: college Professor
July 18, 2014 at 12:25 am
Because religion is all about exploiting sentiment and what better way to do that than to use those willing to die for a cause?
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RE: college Professor
July 18, 2014 at 3:17 am
And we all know how effective all those deaths have been in Afghanistan!
Like a drop in the ocean ...what a waste!
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#17
RE: college Professor
July 20, 2014 at 6:46 pm
Just another case of "liars fer Jesus!"
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RE: college Professor
July 20, 2014 at 11:03 pm
(July 17, 2014 at 11:57 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: One of those dumb email chain stories that gets passed around, like the "Einstein as a student" one lol.

At least it's not the one about the professir who challenges "God" to stop a piece of chalk from breaking when he drops it. Let's just stop and think about this for a moment: someone actually sat down and came up with this stuff. How much do you think they got paid?
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RE: college Professor
July 20, 2014 at 11:08 pm
That's the kind of thing some shithead does for free.
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RE: college Professor
July 20, 2014 at 11:14 pm (This post was last modified: July 20, 2014 at 11:18 pm by ThomM.)
(July 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm)atheist04330 Wrote: my mom sent me this:


A college Professor stood on his chair and said, “If your imaginary friend really exists, then maybe he can knock me off this chair”. Nothing happened. The class was quiet. “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes.” An Army Vet stood, punched him in the face, knocking him out, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at student and said, “WHY’D YOU DO THAT!” Vet said “GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME!!”


What the fuck?
she said this really happened...
But she did not say where

Now - did she say that the VET could PROVE that when he was arrested for Battery!

Actually - this is an OLD piece of SPAM - that has traveled the web - and has been exaggerated even further (See Snopes)
WHenever you see something like this - I would ask for proof of its authenticity - because xtians love to make up stories -= see the New Testament for proof of that
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