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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 4:01 am
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I once designed and built a cooking ‘utility belt’. While making meals, I would often have to fumble around for my spice containers. So I thought it would be a good to have them handy and in order, right round my middle.
It didn’t work - turned out to be a waist of thyme.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 7:22 am
(September 22, 2021 at 4:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once designed and built a cooking ‘utility belt’. While making meals, I would often have to fumble around for my spice containers. So I thought it would be a good to have them handy and in order, right round my middle.
It didn’t work - turned out to be a waist of thyme.
Boru
Should you be posting about fumbling around with your spice containers outside of A69?
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 9:17 am
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind his horse, lifted its tail, and kissed it where the sun doesn’t shine. An old man rocking by the general store witnessed the whole thing.
“Whudd’ya do that fer?” he asked.
“Got chapped lips,” the cowboy replied.
The old man asked, “Does that help?”
The cowboy said, “Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ ’em.”
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 8:46 pm
(September 22, 2021 at 8:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (September 22, 2021 at 4:01 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once designed and built a cooking ‘utility belt’. While making meals, I would often have to fumble around for my spice containers. So I thought it would be a good to have them handy and in order, right round my middle.
It didn’t work - turned out to be a waist of thyme.
Boru
Please don’t feel obligated to respond to my posts unless they’re directed at you.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 8:48 pm
Before I was married, I told a girlfriend that I would kill anyone who hurt her.
Later on, I found out she was into self-harm. But, hey - a promise is a promise.
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RE: joke time
September 22, 2021 at 8:49 pm
(September 22, 2021 at 8:48 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (September 22, 2021 at 8:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Please don’t feel obligated to respond to my posts unless they’re directed at you.
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This is a joke thread. I actually thought your joke was funny. Corny. I have the same reaction when other people tell a good but corny joke.
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I appreciate that you thought the joke was funny, but your response had nothing to do with the joke.
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