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#5861
RE: joke time
March 23, 2022 at 11:32 am
My Mother told me that I can become anyone when I grow up.
So, I became a simp.
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2022 at 8:25 pm
A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?”

— Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.

— But mommy said you should stop drinking!

— Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.

— Oh, okay!
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RE: joke time
March 25, 2022 at 9:55 pm
(March 25, 2022 at 8:25 pm)Darinda Wrote: A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?”

— Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.

— But mommy said you should stop drinking!

— Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.

— Oh, okay!

Sounds like my dad.

Though he'd get me to buy the beer, too.
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RE: joke time
March 26, 2022 at 5:52 am
Apparently, 'naked running' is now a thing. It means to run without tech - no music, no GPS, no pedometer, nothing.

I wish someone had told me...

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#5865
RE: joke time
March 26, 2022 at 7:14 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2022 at 7:16 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(March 26, 2022 at 5:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Apparently, 'naked running' is now a thing. It means to run without tech - no music, no GPS, no pedometer, nothing.

I wish someone had told me...

Boru

Two students streaked my high school graduation.

They didn't get the memo, either, but that might have had more to do with the fact that the Walk-Man was still five years away...

By the way...what does one measure with a "pedometer"?  Sounds mighty sketchy, to me!
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RE: joke time
March 27, 2022 at 3:23 am
Remember when Putin said he didn't have any plans to invade Ukraine?


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RE: joke time
March 27, 2022 at 4:02 am
(March 27, 2022 at 3:23 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: Remember when Putin said he didn't have any plans to invade Ukraine?



Nice one. Smile

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RE: joke time
March 29, 2022 at 4:17 am (This post was last modified: March 29, 2022 at 4:17 am by The Valkyrie.)
My ex and I used to enjoy role-playing.

One time we role-played "doctor and patient" for three hours.

I made him sit in the waiting room for 2 hours, 45 minutes, then told him to drink lots of fluids.
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RE: joke time
April 1, 2022 at 3:26 am
I look at some of the replies here on AF, and I think to myself, 'What a fucking idiot.'

Then I hit 'Post Reply'.

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#5870
RE: joke time
April 1, 2022 at 6:15 am
Texted this to work:

Even though I have completed my two weeks, I am going to give you an extra weekend.






















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