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RE: joke time
April 21, 2024 at 2:25 pm
What is corruption?

A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?”
— Go bring me a beer and I’ll tell you.
— But mommy said you should stop drinking!
— Get yourself an ice-cream too while you bring me that beer.
— Oh, okay!
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RE: joke time
April 25, 2024 at 7:19 pm
My doctor: ‘Are you familiar with syphilis?’

Me: ‘Who cares about some guy pushing a rock up a hill? Tell me my test results!’

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RE: joke time
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It seems that NASA is going to launch a communications satellite whose sole purpose will be to say ‘Sorry’ to aliens for all the conspiracy theories we’ve made about them.

It will be called the Apollo G.

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RE: joke time
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(5 hours ago)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It seems that NASA is going to launch a communications satellite whose sole purpose will be to say ‘Sorry’ to aliens for all the conspiracy theories we’ve made about them.

It will be called the Apollo G.

Boru

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