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The latest Catholic plot!
StealthySkeptic Offline
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The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 4:23 pm (This post was last modified: September 8, 2014 at 4:24 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
Read on for the horrifying truth! Shock

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Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 4:32 pm
Does it count if you don't have some pervert priest muttering Latin mumbo-jumbo over the victim?
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 4:36 pm
(September 8, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does it count if you don't have some pervert priest muttering Latin mumbo-jumbo over the victim?

Well, the Mormons do it regularly for all non believers, don't they?
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 4:36 pm
(September 8, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does it count if you don't have some pervert priest muttering Latin mumbo-jumbo over the victim?

Perhaps the water was poisoned with said mumbo jumbo and then distributed everywhere!
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 4:38 pm
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 4:39 pm
Relax guys- what they do don't count for anybody.
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 4:43 pm
(September 8, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does it count if you don't have some pervert priest muttering Latin mumbo-jumbo over the victim?
No it does not. That is why my baptism "didn't count."
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 4:59 pm (This post was last modified: September 8, 2014 at 4:59 pm by JeffofGallifrey.)
(September 8, 2014 at 4:36 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(September 8, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does it count if you don't have some pervert priest muttering Latin mumbo-jumbo over the victim?

Perhaps the water was poisoned with said mumbo jumbo and then distributed everywhere!

That's a really interesting thought... if they turned all the water in the world into "holy water," that would mean holy water in our toilets...
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 5:00 pm
Oh jesus christ!
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RE: The latest Catholic plot!
September 8, 2014 at 5:07 pm (This post was last modified: September 8, 2014 at 5:50 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
(September 8, 2014 at 5:00 pm)ShaMan Wrote: Oh jesus christ!
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To hell with you, blasphemer! Devil
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(September 8, 2014 at 4:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5OOmUt63qRxknT5CBVuf...vHtkLzXDZQ]

Pretty accurate lol.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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