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Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
#11
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
Quote:i mean you can't just say ill just hold out a cup when it rains its gods piss.

They can say shit even dumber than that if you give them a little time.


Quote:Be very afraid if he offers to send you a sample of god's semem.

Probably came out of an altar boy's asshole.
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#12
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
(January 19, 2015 at 11:46 pm)IanHulett Wrote: Hey guys. I got into an argument with a religious person on YouTube, and I asked "What evidence do you have to prove your God exists? Do you have a hair sample? A DNA sample? A urine sample? A semen sample? What do you have that proves your God exists?"

So, basically, I asked for at least one of these:
_Hair sample
_DNA sample
_Urine sample
_Semen sample

I know the last two probably sound absurd, and I feel weird for listing them, but they'd still count as evidence. Would each of these be enough to prove God exists? Or would there be other things to consider as well? Thanks a bunch.

He hasn't gotten back to me yet, btw. I attacked him with harmless Logic. Big Grin

Also, I'm not sure if this is the right forum, but seeing it has to do with God, I posted it here.

Um? What would be special about god's DNA that would tell you it was god? Ditto the rest of your suggestions.
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#13
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
(January 20, 2015 at 12:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: If an artifact, long purported to be associated with Jesus, had a DNA profile done on an associated blood stain, and the DNA evidence was conclusively from a human haploid male, you'd have something that would shake things up in the atheist world pretty good.

(that such a DNA makeup is impossible in a viable zygote, let alone an adult human, makes the discovery of such a DNA profile in an appreciable quantity of blood stain to be miraculous in the extreme)

Just to give the benefit of the doubt... dna evidence wouldn't last that long considering the type of environment the middle east is.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
(January 20, 2015 at 12:13 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Be very afraid if he offers to send you a sample of god's semem.

Probably came out of an altar boy's asshole.

Jesus Min! ROFLOL

Give me an earmuffs warning. Unlike these alter boys, I have virgin ears. Hmm... Seems to be a better joke in there- butt fuck if I found it. Still no? Virgin rears?
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#15
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
Quote:Virgin rears?

Not at choir practice.
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#16
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
@OP

As long as you or they don't define what exactly is meant by "God", this whole discussion is pointless.

(January 20, 2015 at 12:05 am)Exian Wrote: I might consider the bible as an acceptable stool sample.

Bwahahahahahaha

Erm, sorry.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#17
RE: Would this be all we needexists? Or would it require more than this?
Min already nailed it, we have nothing to compare it to. The bible, and christians, have not provided any meaningful definition of what "God" is. You can't compare a new, unknown DNA strand to fevered rantings of text. All we would have is unknown DNA. So the answer is no on all counts.

Also, the whole point of "faith" is belief without evidence. So if they did find proof God exists, they would no longer need faith to believe in him, it would just be common knowledge. There would be no more atheists. However, that doesn't mean that everyone will worship him or that he'll be anything like they described. The last thing they want is for this to happen, yet they keep pushing for it for some reason. It's lucky for them that they are persueing an impossible goal.

God is a useless word. It just makes massive, unnecessary assumptions. Sure, something would have been the initial cause of our reality, if it needed a cause. That something could be intelligent life. It does not follow that this creator suddenly has infinite powers, or that it gives half a shit about it's creation. That is just storytelling and imagination.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
(January 20, 2015 at 4:04 am)robvalue Wrote: God is a useless word. It just makes massive, unnecessary assumptions. Sure, something could have somehow been the initial cause of our reality, if it needed a cause. That something could be intelligent life. It does not follow that this creator suddenly has infinite powers, or that it gives half a shit about it's creation. That is just storytelling and imagination.

Exactely. If not entirely useless, then at least useless the way it is currently used.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#19
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
Mary couldn't even get a semen sample. And she supposedly had God's kid!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#20
RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
Lol, yeah. Most convincing excuse ever.

"I'm pregnant, I know we haven't... You know... But it's OK! God fucked me."

"OK that sounds fair enough Mary."
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