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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 10:22 am
(January 20, 2015 at 8:29 am)robvalue Wrote: Lol, yeah. Most convincing excuse ever.
"I'm pregnant, I know we haven't... You know... But it's OK! God fucked me."
"OK that sounds fair enough Mary."
That would be the mormons. Christians believe she conceived without being fucked.
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians! 
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 10:27 am
That's why women shouldn't lie about how they got pregnant. They might accidentally create entire religions.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 10:35 am
You forgot to list stool sample. He's supposed to have made Adam out of dirt after all. So this might be the most telling of all.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 10:40 am
(January 20, 2015 at 10:22 am)IanHulett Wrote: (January 20, 2015 at 8:29 am)robvalue Wrote: Lol, yeah. Most convincing excuse ever.
"I'm pregnant, I know we haven't... You know... But it's OK! God fucked me."
"OK that sounds fair enough Mary."
That would be the mormons. Christians believe she conceived without being fucked.
And Mary would be hard pressed to figure out which church elder scored the TD
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 4:20 pm
I would require god to spontaneously appear in my kitchen, make me an entire lasagna from scratch (including creating the tomatoes, cheese, pasta, etc out of thin air) cook the lasagna right in front of me, have it be the best lasagna I ever tasted, and then have his son walk into the kitchen and turn a bottle of water into wine to wash the lasagna down. Then, and only then, would I even consider the possibility of the Christian god being real.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 20, 2015 at 4:26 pm
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Your lasagna has the real chance of tasting a lot like fish and loaves.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 21, 2015 at 3:20 am
But even after that show, how could you tell it was the real God and not some extremely powerful minor deity? Or even just a really cool alien shapeshifter?
Not even christians could pick their God from a line up because they have no actual data.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 21, 2015 at 8:28 am
(January 21, 2015 at 3:20 am)robvalue Wrote: But even after that show, how could you tell it was the real God and not some extremely powerful minor deity? Or even just a really cool alien shapeshifter?
Not even christians could pick their God from a line up because they have no actual data.
Heh, good point.
All I would need is levitation boots and a beard and I'm jesus walking on water.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 21, 2015 at 8:34 am
(January 20, 2015 at 4:20 pm)Mental Outlaw Wrote: I would require god to spontaneously appear in my kitchen, make me an entire lasagna from scratch (including creating the tomatoes, cheese, pasta, etc out of thin air) cook the lasagna right in front of me, have it be the best lasagna I ever tasted, and then have his son walk into the kitchen and turn a bottle of water into wine to wash the lasagna down. Then, and only then, would I even consider the possibility of the Christian god being real.
How would you then know it's the christian god and not the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I mean, lasagna is pretty similar to spaghetti. Or would that be another "faith test" from YHWH, like the dinosaur fossils?
Also, have you considered that he would be invisible the whole time? I think he got stuck in camo mode once. It would look like an another Paranormal Activity movie. And it would be equally scary.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
January 21, 2015 at 11:02 am
He's immune to science!?
Wow what a cool special ability.
Sorry about that, just popped into my head
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