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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 2:17 pm
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2015 at 2:17 pm by robvalue.)
Wow, still nothing! No one even wants to try to prove me wrong? You expect us to take your assertions seriously, but no one even has a word to say about mine?
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 2:45 pm
Only Satan could and would come up with the brilliant idea of oppressing different groups of people because the Bible said so.
Gone
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 2:49 pm
And he came up with the most devious plan in the history of criminal geniuses:
He said that he is God, and that he always tells the truth. So even though he's not, you have to believe him anyway, because he's God! And he always tells the truth! He only did that as a joke to begin with, I said it wouldn't work. No one would fall for circular logic like that.
I owe him another 20. Damn him to hell.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 3:02 pm
No theists have disproven this hypothesis yet, and it's been almost 36 hours. According to theist logic, that proves that you're correct, OP.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 3:39 pm
Thanks! Indeed, I am correct. Every christian and Muslim is worshipping the devil. Cool! I'm glad we got this sorted out.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 3:47 pm
I've asked a similar question to Christians on many occasions.
"How do you know you are worshiping the good one?".
Not once have I ever received a logical, rational, evidenced answer.
What makes you think you'll get one this time?
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
January 30, 2015 at 4:39 pm
I'll play... ahem... Devil's Advocate?
"OF COURSE the Bible wasn't written by Satan. The Bible is the word of God. It says so in the Bible. God is not Satan, therefore the Bible is not written by Satan. Satan couldn't kill God because God has power over Satan. That's what the Bible says. Satan was a fallen Angel. God was in control of the Angels, and so was not a fallen Angel. The Bible says homosexuality is bad and that homosexuals will go to hell. Satan's in hell. Therefore Satan is a homosexual. A homosexual did not write the Bible, because a homosexual couldn't have been divinely inspired, and clearly the Bible is divinely inspired, because it's God's word, so it was written by Godly hetero people, and Satan is a homosexual, and also not a person, because he was a fallen Angel.
Furthermore..."
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
It seems no one wants a taste of their own medicine. Hehe. Satan! Satan baby.
