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my religion
February 13, 2015 at 7:52 pm
You often hear people saying they can't do something because of their religion. No one bats an eye not to hurt their religious feewings, so I say we exploit that loophole. I'll start.
My religion prohibits working on weekdays.
Your turn.
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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 7:54 pm
My religion prohibits fucking anything less than a 7.
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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 7:56 pm
My religion demands I ridicual stupid people.
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RE: my religion
February 13, 2015 at 7:57 pm
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My relligion prohibbits spelchecks
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February 13, 2015 at 8:13 pm
my religion prohibits stupidity and anyone who believes in god.
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February 13, 2015 at 8:15 pm
My religion prohibits religions.
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February 13, 2015 at 8:26 pm
My religion doesn't allow me to stop smoking
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
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February 13, 2015 at 8:27 pm
My religion prohibits my using good judgment in situations involving badgers, pointy sticks, and industrial lubricants.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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February 13, 2015 at 8:34 pm
My religion prohibits faith healing.
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