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Why would God do this to me when it would help him
#31
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 11:53 am)Alex K Wrote: Nah, the Datasette was basically an ordinary music cassette with modem noises on it Big Grin

I remember those. I had no idea they made them for C64, though.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#32
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 9:29 am)professor Wrote: I find it interesting when in the midst of frustration- blame God.
Using His name in vain is also very popular (vain is connected with vanity- useless).

Why not blame the devil?

Ah yes the scape goat of the idiots.
If it's a good thing then obvs god did it if its a bad thing obvs it was his evil twin, looks just the same but has a moustache.

Quote:He is always hanging around somewhere.

He's behind you right now!!!

Quote:Seriously, if that thing is an idol (and it sure walks/ quacks and looks like one) -
it would be a real good thing for God to step in and whack it.
But He lets us collect all the idols we want- look around- the world is full of them,
so I doubt it is God behind your technical flukes.

I also think that god was behind the techincal stuff, but I suspect for a very different reason.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#33
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 11:37 am)professor Wrote: Why not blame the devil?
[...]

God created the devil. Skip the middle-man and get the supervisor on the phone.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#34
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 6:41 am)TorchWOULD_or_WOULDNT Wrote:
(February 20, 2015 at 6:33 am)Alex K Wrote: Clearly a catastrophe unheard of since the great tsunami of '04. Now we finally know there is no God.

OK I know you are being sarcastic. Even females can tell you know.

Oh but that's where you're wrong. It's NEVER that easy with him. Trust me.
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#35
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 12:38 pm)Norman Humann Wrote:
(February 20, 2015 at 6:41 am)TorchWOULD_or_WOULDNT Wrote: OK I know you are being sarcastic. Even females can tell you know.

Oh but that's where you're wrong. It's NEVER that easy with him. Trust me.

Yeah, because I was being so subtle here Tongue
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#36
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 12:41 pm)Alex K Wrote: Yeah, because I was being so subtle here Tongue

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#37
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
I just realized the title of this thread ends with "when it would help him." How would god allowing you to watch Torchwood help him?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#38
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 1:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: How would god allowing you to watch Torchwood help him?

a) God's Heavenly TV is broken
b) God orgasms whenever Torchwood is being watched
c) Lord works in mysterious ways
d) All of the above
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#39
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 11:42 am)Faith No More Wrote: Oh, yeah? Well, I was using punch cards in the womb.

You've got me beat there, old timer.

Punch cards? We would have killed for punch cards.

To get the computer to boot, we had to load 20 pages of octal boot code into the processor by flipping switches on the front panel before running the OS load paper tape.

Kids today!
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#40
RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him
(February 20, 2015 at 1:00 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I just realized the title of this thread ends with "when it would help him." How would god allowing you to watch Torchwood help him?

I dunno. How does getting down on our knees and mumbling nursery rhymes help him?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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