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RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
March 4, 2015 at 2:01 pm
No!
This is WRONG!!
I have the return of the anti-Christ slated for December 2199.
We have to all be prepared for that date.
Send me your money now and beat the rush!
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RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
March 4, 2015 at 2:05 pm
How can they tell the difference between God's wrath over gay marriage vs. God's wrath over all those remarriages following divorce ??
Especially since Jesus never mentioned the first, and SPECIFICALLY FORBID the second ???????????????????????????????????????????????
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RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
March 4, 2015 at 2:06 pm
God seems to get mad whatever, so just go nuts I say.
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RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
March 4, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Wait... the rapture is mere months away? We'll finally be free of all those Christians?
...is there a way to speed this process up?
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RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
March 4, 2015 at 2:40 pm
A worldwide synchronized wank should probably do it.
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RE: Antichrist Alert!!!! Coming Sept 2015!!!!!
March 4, 2015 at 3:06 pm
(March 4, 2015 at 2:10 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I only wish I had thought of this idea first.
After The Rapture Pet Care
$10 a pop to find your pet an atheist to take care of them once you're gone!
Maybe you should set up After The Rapture Adoption Center.com? Surely - many Christian kids will touch themselves - or sin otherwise - just before the Rapture and will be left on Earth. Finding a new home for Junior should be worth more than $10 a pop.
Actually - someone should make "Home Alone 6 - Left Behind". That sounds like a fun premise...
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