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Famous last words (of Jesus)
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:42 pm
Dafuq, when I get off this thing, I don't plan on hanging around here again!
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 7:49 pm (This post was last modified: January 5, 2016 at 7:49 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
"Hey! Hey guys! FML, am I right? Lolz."
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 5, 2016 at 8:20 pm
'Today's letter is T for the Egyptian Tau resurrecting solar scarabaeus dung beetle.'
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 6, 2016 at 2:37 am
"Yeah, OK, I'm not really God, or the son of God, or whatever I said in this version of events. I was just trying to sound cool. You've made your point..."
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 6, 2016 at 2:49 am (This post was last modified: January 6, 2016 at 2:50 am by Athene.)
“I have eagerly desired to eat this Passover with you before I suffer. For I tell you, I will not eat it again until someone passes the cock sauce.”

(Thanks, SC.)
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 6, 2016 at 2:56 am (This post was last modified: January 6, 2016 at 2:59 am by robvalue.)
"I hate gays. Write it down! I hate them! Why won't you write that bit down? No jud-arse, I'm not projecting."

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 6, 2016 at 3:05 am (This post was last modified: January 6, 2016 at 4:55 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
"Hey Peter! Peter, bro! Yeah! Hey how many times you deny me, brah?! What!? Speak up! Oh! Three times!? You sure you've done it three times, brah!? What do you mean 'pretty sure'!? You gotta be certain, brah! Are you ABSOLUTELY certain you denied me three times!? Okay! I guess I'm gonna die then. What!? I was talking to myself! WHAT!? I said I was just talking to myself! I said I'm going to die now! What!? Look just come closer you might be able to hear me better! Can you hear me now!? Good! I said I am...Yes, Peter, I can hear you too! I said yes I can hear you, brah! Just shut up and listen for a second! I. AM. GOING. TO. DIE. NOW. BRAH. Did you get that!? Good! And you better have denied me three times, coz I am not doing this again!"
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 6, 2016 at 1:43 pm
Goddammit, this hurts!!! I mean, F***, what a shit gig this Messianic Passion Play business is! When this is over, I'm gonna FIRE my agent, don't give a f*** what anyone says in that town Heaven! Jump'n, f***'n Christ!!!
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 6, 2016 at 1:45 pm (This post was last modified: January 6, 2016 at 1:46 pm by robvalue.)
I wonder if the phrase, "Jesus Christ this hurts!" was around a long time before "Jesus" was ever born, and his mythical name came from that.

Can you possibly imagine a time where they did not have that as a phrase? Life would be unbearable.
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
January 6, 2016 at 2:01 pm
From a (Mel) Smith and (Griff Rhys) Jones "Talking Heads" sketch:

"That's always struck me as peculiar. Why did they name that baby 'Jesus Christ'? Might as well have called him 'Bloody Hell'! Stupid name for a baby!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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