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Famous last words (of Jesus)
#71
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
Hey mary want to see me rise again?  Take off this loin cloth
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#72
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your - oh bugger..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#73
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
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#74
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
"Well, there's Bethlehem over there, but where's Allentown?"
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#75
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
All these worlds are yours, except Europa, attempt no landing there.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#76
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
I once caught a fish thiiiiiiiiis big!
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#77
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
'Come at me bro'
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#78
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
"Shit, did I leave the gas on?"
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#79
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
HEY !! JUDAS !!!!!


Eat shit and die BITCH !!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#80
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oaxyM2tN-c
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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