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Famous last words (of Jesus)
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#51
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 8:48 am
Mystery of faith.

Beatific vision.

Surplice miters.

Because Jesus.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 9:03 am
"I think I'm getting a midrash"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 9:20 am
(June 3, 2015 at 9:03 am)Alex K Wrote: "I think I'm getting a midrash"

Baahaha god dammit. A premonition of his skin condition.
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 12:46 pm
"Boy, did I get hammered or what!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 6:48 pm
(June 1, 2015 at 7:30 am)robvalue Wrote: What might Jesus' actual last words have been?

"Rosebud"
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 7:23 pm
'Erm...Dad?  Little help?'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 7:24 pm
Why would Jesus say "Boru" ???
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 7:25 pm
I thought he actually said that.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 7:26 pm
Jesus strolls into a hotel, slams three spikes on the counter and says:

"Can you put me up for the weekend?"
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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
June 3, 2015 at 7:29 pm
(June 3, 2015 at 9:20 am)Exian Wrote:
(June 3, 2015 at 9:03 am)Alex K Wrote: "I think I'm getting a midrash"

Baahaha god dammit. A premonition of his skin condition.

Full disclosure:
Joke stolen/adapted from the excellent scathing atheist podcast
Knowledge of what the word means from Robert Price's podcast
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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