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Fucking Cops: Volume II
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
70 cops have been killed on the job thusfar in 2017 (according to cops...who sometimes list cops driving squad cars drunk as deaths in the line of duty..but ignore that for a moment - that number actually includes heart attacks and car crashes....and police dogs.... for example).  Amusingly, the cops managed to crush that in the number of people they killed in february alone.  Being a cop isn't a particularly dangerous job.  I'm twice as likely to "die in the line of duty".... as a farmer, for example.  Not for nothing..they have a reasonable expectation of being the most heavily armed and armored person in any given room.  If they spent more time fearing for the lives of the people they may mistakenly kill.......we wouldn't even be having this discussion.
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I'd actually be willing to count police dog deaths in that total, though the other stuff is rather silly.
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Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Psh, puppy mill round every corner.  I regard K9 units as disposable as a drone.  The cops have taken what's awesome about a dog and turned it into a tool of oppression. It's almost as if there isn't anything a cop -can't- fuck up. The point of their inclusion is to bloat the numbers. 12 btw, of the 70..were dogs. This helps police unions and politicians sell the idea that police work is more dangerous than it is, by orders of magnitude.

If they want to roll that way, though, fine, I say take their pistols away and give them all dogs. Hell of alot easier to stitch up a dog bite and send someone to trial than it is to deal with 47 gunshot wounds to the chest. On their end, I;m sure the cops would rather a handful of dogs die than their human buddies.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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The Deadliest jobs in the US

1. Logging workers
2. Fishers and related fishing workers
3. Aircraft pilot and flight engineers
4. Roofers
5. Structural iron and steel workers
6. Refuse and recyclable material collectors
7. Electrical power-line installers and repairers
8. Drivers/sales workers and truck drivers
9. Farmers, ranchers, and other agricultural managers
10. Construction laborers
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
I never thought to look up what jobs really have the highest mortality rate. Cops don't even make the top ten.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(July 17, 2017 at 10:53 am)Chad32 Wrote: I'd actually be willing to count police dog deaths in that total, though the other stuff is rather silly.

Do you really want them to start shooting police dogs to gain support?

"police dog caught in crossfire against jailwalker."

"I feared for my life, and panicked.  I saw the woman crossing the street, and just jumped out and fired.  Poor Fido got in the way."

Fido was of course, a Black Lab.
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I just love dogs too much to consider them expendable drones.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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I understand, I don't think they start out that way, or that all dogs are that way...but a police dog is trained to be so and used as such...so.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Quote:Ex-cop accused of violently raping same boy as his father

A former Pennsylvania police officer will be sentenced this week after accepting a plea deal in a child rape case — three years after his father was sentenced for abusing one of the same boys.

David Turkos pleaded guilty last month to misdemeanor charges after investigators accused him of violently raping two brothers over a seven-year period, beginning in 2001, reported The Citizens’ Voice.

The 44-year-old Turkos, a former Dupont police officer, threatened to hurt their mother and pets or take away their toys if they revealed the abuse.

One of the boys told police that Turkos choked him and used zip ties to restrain him during the abuse, and investigators said the former police officer held a hand over his mouth to muffle his screams.

“I hope you die — you’re a piece of crap,” Turkos told one of the boys, according to police.

The older boy testified during an April 2016 hearing that Turkos frequently pointed his gun at the brothers to frighten them, sometimes while on duty.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/you-cant...is-father/
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(July 17, 2017 at 11:34 am)Lutrinae Wrote:
Quote:Ex-cop accused of violently raping same boy as his father

A former Pennsylvania police officer will be sentenced this week after accepting a plea deal in a child rape case — three years after his father was sentenced for abusing one of the same boys.

David Turkos pleaded guilty last month to misdemeanor charges after investigators accused him of violently raping two brothers over a seven-year period, beginning in 2001, reported The Citizens’ Voice.

The 44-year-old Turkos, a former Dupont police officer, threatened to hurt their mother and pets or take away their toys if they revealed the abuse.

One of the boys told police that Turkos choked him and used zip ties to restrain him during the abuse, and investigators said the former police officer held a hand over his mouth to muffle his screams.

“I hope you die — you’re a piece of crap,” Turkos told one of the boys, according to police.

The older boy testified during an April 2016 hearing that Turkos frequently pointed his gun at the brothers to frighten them, sometimes while on duty.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/you-cant...is-father/
Bold mine. 

Just read that part and let it marinate that the mother fucker is only being charged with a fucking misdemeanor for the VIOLENT RAPE of two children for SEVEN fucking YEARS.

Can't wait to see how life in prison fares for him. Convicts don't take kindly to child rapists or bad cops. Even worse when the two are one in the same person. Better hope for his sake he doesn't drop the soap. 

So G/S... how do you excuse this away?
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