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Current time: April 27, 2024, 9:58 pm

Poll: When I poop...
This poll is closed.
I wipe my butt while still sitting on the toilet.
55.56%
15 55.56%
I stand up off the toilet into a sort of standing squat position of wipe my butt.
22.22%
6 22.22%
I first wipe sitting on the toilet, and then stand into a squat to finish the job for optimum access by doing it from both angles.
7.41%
2 7.41%
Other (please explain wiping technique)
14.81%
4 14.81%
Total 27 vote(s) 100%
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Butt Wiping Techniques
RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
(February 7, 2016 at 11:21 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 11:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I think it's a throwback to infancy...
People as a general rule are self conscious of picking their nose in public, but in private, a good portion of them will put it back in their mouth like toddlers do.

I pick my nose, but I have never eaten it. I remember when I was in like 2nd grade I'd spot kids doing it in class sometimes. Always grossed me out. Ugh.

Agreed.  I've NEVER understood the appeal.  Even as a child, the impulse never seized me.  It's revolting.

My nephew does that, too, and once he did it in front of Mom,
and she just about laid an egg.

It's always worth being grossed-out if you get to watch Mom being even more grossed-out.
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
(February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: snot seems rather quaint compared to some of the things I've had in my mouth . . . .

Oh gosh, please don't tell me you've had butt hole in your mouth...
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
(February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: snot seems rather quaint compared to some of the things I've had in my mouth . . . .

Oh gosh, please don't tell me you've had butt hole in your mouth...

CATHY.....



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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
I was thinking of Cheerios . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
(February 7, 2016 at 11:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I was thinking of Cheerios . . .

What?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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Butt Wiping Techniques
(February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: snot seems rather quaint compared to some of the things I've had in my mouth . . . .

Oh gosh, please don't tell me you've had butt hole in your mouth...

You never tossed someone's salad?
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
(February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 11:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: snot seems rather quaint compared to some of the things I've had in my mouth . . . .

Oh gosh, please don't tell me you've had butt hole in your mouth...

Well, not a prolapsed one . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
. . . yet
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
(February 7, 2016 at 11:39 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Oh gosh, please don't tell me you've had butt hole in your mouth...

You never tossed someone's salad?

EF no! That's where poop comes out of. Why the heck would I wanna do that??
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: Butt Wiping Techniques
(February 7, 2016 at 11:51 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(February 7, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Oh gosh, please don't tell me you've had butt hole in your mouth...

Well, not a prolapsed one . . .

Prolapsed? Waht?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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