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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 11:30 pm
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I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate.
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 11:34 pm
Ha ha I love that one!
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work. If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now. Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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December 11, 2015 at 12:06 am
It even made the charts in 1975.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 9:36 am
Imagine an imaginary menagerie managed by an imaginary menagerie manager.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 9:38 am
I love twisting my tongue.
And twisting it in and out of sexy, sweet and tasty places too.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 9:55 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:05 am)TrueChristian Wrote: Being a witch? really? Are you serious? Are you serious?
You're an idiot. End of story.
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December 11, 2015 at 10:08 am
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Once there was a Poe. Start of story. He was named "TrueChristian" but he wasn't a true Christian at all. He was no true Christian. He accused me of the NTS fallacy so I caned his little Poeish behind for not understanding what I meant. His behind was sore and his logic was flawed. I rhyme but not all the time.
He said "I'm soorey!"
End of stoorey.
In other news, I am really enjoying listening to this song very much:
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You bring light in.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 12:07 pm
(December 10, 2015 at 3:41 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: She turned me into a newt!
I got better...
Did she weigh the same as a duck?
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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December 11, 2015 at 1:06 pm
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(December 10, 2015 at 12:33 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: My fiancee is Wiccan. He NEVER preaches to me. He NEVER tries to convert me. He doesn't drink blood. He doesn't practice witchcraft. He doesn't do animal sacrifice.
He's more normal than any christian I've ever encountered. As a matter of fact, with the claims that TrueChristian is making, my fiancee would just shrug his shoulders, ignore him and go about his day. He wouldn't give two shits about his opinion and that right there is what makes him the bigger person.
In addition, he is one of the first people who would gladly jump in and physically help someone out while a christian just sits on the sidelines and prays.
Sounds like a very decent man, and I didn't really know that Wicca was open to men. I'm fairly certain most people think of it as a "chick" thing.
Then, of course, most people think atheists are all angry men, unless they bear the unpleasant image of M.M. Ohair.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 11, 2015 at 5:03 pm
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It was invented by a guy five or six decades ago.......and today it's a great way for a guy to surround himself with girls. It's always been pretty open to dudes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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