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I Like Evie's New Sig
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RE: I Like Evie's New Sig
(January 27, 2016 at 10:44 am)Bella Morte Wrote:
(January 27, 2016 at 10:43 am)Brian37 Wrote: Meh, ABBA rules, that is all humanity needs to know.

No. Cats do.

Close second yes, my cat is my best friend sure, but know your place buddy, don't be a blasphemer. I don't want to have to hurt you. BOW TO ABBA OR FACE PUNSHIMENT!
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#12
RE: I Like Evie's New Sig
@ At everyone in the hidetags and anyone else reading:













Here is the link to the original post of the quote by Losty that's in my sig Smile :

http://atheistforums.org/thread-40861-po...pid1177884

And now, time for a turtley random nonsense ramble with absolutely no subliminal messages whatsoever:

Eyes are things we use to see.
Very epic is bestest kitten so awesome is she.
Extremely tasty is my mayo, I say.
Ramble, ramble this turtle does every day.
You really may notice there is some bold.
By the way turtley mayo is free (it is not sold).
Oh so very silly, and a turtle, I am.
Did you know that I have the power to ban?
Yes, a silly turtle that I am.

Come on, it's time you all accepted if you don't already.
Lick me up and down, but make sure that you're ready.
Can't you see that I need to enthuse?
Kitten is amazing, and by the way: I like bewbs.

Too true it is, and you all need to know:
How much I like to make my crayness show.
Eyes on the bold now: make my smile grow.

Like... what do you expect, I'm silly, don't you see?
I have no subliminal message at all now pay attention to me.
Nice it is to be silly (I've said that haven't I?).
Kitten is bestest and she makes my mood so high.

At the least you should know that my life is amazing.
Be sure to know that as a good turtle I've been behaving:
Oh so very happily, and it certainly reflects my mood.
Very high it is, hmm... did I mention that I also like bewbs?
Elated I am, I love my life, I've found my groove.

At the end of the day, I have to be myself, it's true.
Nowadays life is particularly epic for me... BEWBS!
Do you see the bold yet, I hope it's in your view?

...

Kitten made an epic quote as she always does.
Up goes the volume when I hear music that I love.
Don't you see that I'm trying to get something done?
Or at least done for me, and I'm also writing this for fun.
So come on, look at the bold on the left, my plan has already begun.

"Kitten" rhymes with "kitten", or does the same word not count at all?
I started the above line with speechmarks, slanting the bold line that falls.
Totally not being subliminal there is no line going down.
Time to recognize that that's true and that there's no hint to be found.
Eyes on the bold though and I swear that I'm not overdoing it.
Nobody should miss it though that would be ever so shit.

Nice I try to be, but sometimes I don't succeed.
Oh but I have to be realistic all minds should be freed
Whenever I'm on AF there's turtle power take heed.
!
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#13
RE: I Like Evie's New Sig
I probably shouldn't post this here but....

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/human-evolution/ne...Qesem-Cave



Quote:Levantine hominins were partial to Tortoise flesh

More evidence of man's inhumanity to turtle.
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#14
RE: I Like Evie's New Sig
Epic but cruel find Sad
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#15
RE: I Like Evie's New Sig
Who can blame Gamera for getting pissed?

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#16
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I struggle with self-esteem issues in part because I was taught by my dad to believe that saying anything good about myself was "bragging."

Really wish I hadn't listened to him on that one, it would have saved me a lot of trouble.

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#17
RE: I Like Evie's New Sig
(January 27, 2016 at 1:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I probably shouldn't post this here but....

https://www.ucl.ac.uk/human-evolution/ne...Qesem-Cave



Quote:Levantine hominins were partial to Tortoise flesh

More evidence of man's inhumanity to turtle.

What have turtles done for us ??

Nature's little speed bumps is all they are.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#18
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Uh-oh.....

Your life as you knew it is over.
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: I Like Evie's New Sig
(January 27, 2016 at 3:54 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: th?id=OIP.M9806bf2cd2b0d317dfd9aec392871...=300&h=300]

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad


No turtle killing!

Angry Angry Angry

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