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Things you will never hear.
February 8, 2016 at 10:29 pm
We're all a bit sick and tired of hearing the same old BS being regurgitated from the logically challenged.
It would be like a breath of fresh air to one day hear the following:
(But sadly, I know I'm kidding myself)
THEIST: I've thought about it long as hard and have come to the conclusion that the one true God is not the one I have devoted my whole life to.
THEIST: I have thought about it long and hard and now accept that there is no such thing as an afterlife.
THEIST: I know it's all bullshit, but I'm a cafe christian only...
THEIST: I have thought about it long and hard ....
THEIST: I have thought about it ...
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: I must step down. I cannot in good conscience mislead the public I represent any longer!
any others guys...
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Things you will never hear.
February 8, 2016 at 10:31 pm
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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RE: Things you will never hear.
February 8, 2016 at 11:14 pm
This is not what they advertised in the brochure. Can I get my money back?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Things you will never hear.
February 9, 2016 at 12:03 am
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Mr Bennet, would you be so kind as to fetch the scented anal lubricants? This crack pipe isn't going to rectally insert itself.
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RE: Things you will never hear.
February 9, 2016 at 12:08 am
PRIEST: please, no donations! I'm here because I care!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Things you will never hear.
February 9, 2016 at 12:11 am
Any male: A blowjob? Certainly not. Who would want that?
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RE: Things you will never hear.
February 9, 2016 at 2:46 am
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.
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RE: Things you will never hear.
February 9, 2016 at 2:50 am
"My opponent in this election has an excellent set of ideas. He would make a great President if elected."
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RE: Things you will never hear.
February 9, 2016 at 5:08 am
'He's a bagpiper? Jaysus - he must get laid a ton!!'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
