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Lenten Resolutions?

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Lenten Resolutions?
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:03 pm
I will clean the lint trap on my dryer every week.

Oh, wait.  You said "lent."

Fuck that shit.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:04 pm
Lenten sie! Lenten sie!
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:04 pm
I'll try to give back all the money people lent me.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:08 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 4:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Look I know its hard. But if we stay firm and trust in God, we can make this lent.. something wonderful to remember!

Please.. look in your hearts... know what you should give up... and give it up with courage!!!

Poe and troll. Would you give it up already. No one buys into your playacting.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:09 pm
Why don't you give up posting here?  Troll.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:10 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 4:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Look I know its hard. But if we stay firm and trust in God, we can make this lent.. something wonderful to remember!

Please.. look in your hearts... know what you should give up... and give it up with courage!!!

Yes you should give up.  Fucking troll.
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#17
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:19 pm
Give up your bullshit for lent, TC. Big Grin
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#18
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:28 pm
FUCK LENT
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:38 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 3:12 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: First of all, I hope you had a happy and joyous Mardi Gras! Let's hope you didn't have too many drinks or collect too many beads... if you know what Im saying Wink .

However, the fun and festivities of Mardis Gras shall soon be finished and the solemnity of Lent is close at hand.

Here is an illustration, to help you understand what lent is all about : http://www.ncregister.com/images/uploads...336416.jpg

It is where Jesus retreated to the desert to fast and commune closer to his father (who was also himself!)

During this lententide, we too are afforded the opprotunity to get close to the lord our God.


For this lent, I plan on giving up cookies, Ice cream, and using the internet recreationally. You may not see me on here for too much longer (except for Sundays. You can take those off Wink )

How do you all plan to spend your lent? Made any "lenten resolutions?"

Please let me know. Blessings!! Smile

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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:43 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 4:20 pm)Alex K Wrote: I vow not to click on any more True Christian threads. I'm terrible at keeping these resolutions.

 Eventually the mods will tire of his trolling.
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