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Lenten Resolutions?

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Lenten Resolutions?
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#21
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:45 pm
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#22
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:45 pm
Well...I'm all out of fucks to give for this shit and run troll...

Can't give what ya ain't got so I'm giving up nothing for lent.
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#23
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:51 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 4:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Look I know its hard. But if we stay firm and trust in God, we can make this lent.. something wonderful to remember!

Please.. look in your hearts... know what you should give up... and give it up with courage!!!

Troll harder, troll.
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#24
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm
Don't you think its worth though? to engage in fasting of some sort?
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:57 pm
The last thing I gave up for Lent was Catholicism. However, if TC insists that I give up something, I vow to not bash myself in the testicles repeatedly with a ball peen hammer.

But JUST for Lent.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:59 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Don't you think its worth though? to engage in fasting of some sort?

I'm going to give up jerking off to pictures of mother Mary.
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#27
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 5:59 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 5:57 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The last thing I gave up for Lent was Catholicism.  However, if TC insists that I give up something, I vow to not bash myself in the testicles repeatedly with a ball peen hammer.

But JUST for Lent.

Boru

Ok, but remember you can take Sundays and Holy days off! It won't be so bad Smile !
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#28
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 6:24 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Don't you think its worth though? to engage in fasting of some sort?

For who? For what purpose? For your pathetic gawd? Exactly what good would it do to fast?

The entire idea is a stupid one.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 6:29 pm
I've tried looking into my heart.

It's more difficult than it sounds.

Plus, it can be lethal if not done properly.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#30
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 6:32 pm
Being given no answer, I've decided that starving myself for some imaginary sky daddy just isn't worth my time and effort.
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