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Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 19, 2016 at 8:24 pm
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In honor of the four teenargers who are being made test cases for Egypt's insane blasphemy laws, I invite you to exercise what rights you have here - post the most offensive and creatively blasphemous blurb which comes to mind. On any religion which you may feel like insulting at the moment. Because, goddammit, it's a righteous and wholesome (holesome too, sometimes) to insult those who believe they deserve legal protection from the bitter fruits of their own lies - what a pernicious fucking insult that is to human intelligence!
There's already a fine thread which was started by DrFuzzy http://atheistforums.org/thread-41392.html, and now this one is dedicated to outright blasphemy. Because when something smells bad, nobody should ever be required either to agree that it doesn't, or hold their silence.
Right now, what comes to mind:
There is only one god, and Mohammad licks His Noodly Appendage.
I've been touched by that Holy Spirit, and I've got a big hole in my liver to show for it!
Your turn - GO!
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 19, 2016 at 8:29 pm
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I'll just leave this here.
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 19, 2016 at 8:52 pm
Behaving blasphemously in a country which guarantees the right to blaspheme without repercussions doesn't seem like a good way to 'honour' those four kids. Go to Egypt and blaspheme, and let us know what happens.
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 19, 2016 at 8:57 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 8:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Behaving blasphemously in a country which guarantees the right to blaspheme without repercussions doesn't seem like a good way to 'honour' those four kids. Go to Egypt and blaspheme, and let us know what happens.
Boru
Which is why I say exercise your right to blaspheme, where and when you have. Or should that be while you still have it?
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 19, 2016 at 10:58 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 8:29 pm)Iroscato Wrote: I'll just leave this here.
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Ugh, no fun! >:C
*Seriously though, apologies. I was somewhat sloshed when I posted that. Mea culpa.*
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 19, 2016 at 10:59 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 8:29 pm)Iroscato Wrote: I'll just leave this here.
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And I'll take it away. No pornographic material outside A69, please. Including cartoons.
He he... The french died for less!
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 19, 2016 at 11:06 pm
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 19, 2016 at 11:46 pm
(February 19, 2016 at 11:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: ![[Image: Mohammed%20creating%20Quran_jpg.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=iranpoliticsclub.net%2Fcartoons%2Fmohammed%2Fimages%2FMohammed%2520creating%2520Quran_jpg.jpg)
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 20, 2016 at 2:22 am
(February 19, 2016 at 8:29 pm)Iroscato Wrote: I'll just leave this here.
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That was hardly more pornographic than DarkMatter. Would you have a problem with an image like that if it was under hide tags?
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RE: Welcome, Blasphemers!
February 20, 2016 at 2:40 am
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I'm not sure it's possible to hide that many dongs!
Especially when they're all like,.....*Boinggggg!* 
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