Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[J a c k]

CIJS

I'm drunk.

[J a c k]

CIJS...

Not before I've had my coffee.
Not before I've had breakfast.
Not after I drove all the way from S to S, not stopping for food or drink so I could get there on time, stuck behind the dozens of vehicles required to move wind turbines from place to place in pieces, then getting lost in S because my car's side mirrors fell off and I can't see what's coming at me, so I miss most of my turns. I could have stayed at home and been silent with my cats. I could have gone straight to my friends just a few miles further and not been silent, but instead taken advantage of time and behaved like people that can talk. This is the third time you do this thing of walking away, also. If your bags weren't in my car, I would have left you there. Or not. I'm not mean. But, dude. Silence for two hours is ridiculous. I don't have time for that.

My head hurts. I had my coffee until 1PM. You're still not talking. Nice and cozy silences are well received, but tantrum silences are a pain. Dude.

Kewl. My weekend stops being ruined as of now. I'll go on with the plans. You can stay in silence. I'm even gonna do the game, because I was actually looking forward to it. This won't happen again, though. I have a fantastic time when I'm spending time with myself and under my own terms. These things don't happen when I do things my way.

I am my best company. Anybody who lessens the quality of my time, shouldn't be here.

Having said that... imma go make my hair pretty and go watch people punch each other for money. I'll be having fun. You can try it, if you like. Fun is nice.

(Insert mama snapping her fingers twice, strutts away)

[The Industrial Atheist]

CIJS...

Not before I've had my coffee.
Not before I've had breakfast.
Not after I drove all the way from S to S, not stopping for food or drink so I could get there on time, stuck behind the dozens of vehicles required to move wind turbines from place to place in pieces, then getting lost in S because my car's side mirrors fell off and I can't see what's coming at me, so I miss most of my turns. I could have stayed at home and been silent with my cats. I could have gone straight to my friends just a few miles further and not been silent, but instead taken advantage of time and behaved like people that can talk. This is the third time you do this thing of walking away, also. If your bags weren't in my car, I would have left you there. Or not. I'm not mean. But, dude. Silence for two hours is ridiculous. I don't have time for that.

My head hurts. I had my coffee until 1PM. You're still not talking. Nice and cozy silences are well received, but tantrum silences are a pain. Dude.

Kewl. My weekend stops being ruined as of now. I'll go on with the plans. You can stay in silence. I'm even gonna do the game, because I was actually looking forward to it. This won't happen again, though. I have a fantastic time when I'm spending time with myself and under my own terms. These things don't happen when I do things my way.

I am my best company. Anybody who lessens the quality of my time, shouldn't be here.

Having said that... imma go make my hair pretty and go watch people punch each other for money. I'll be having fun. You can try it, if you like. Fun is nice.

(Insert mama snapping her fingers twice, strutts away)

Sorry that didn't go the way you might have wanted, Ivy.

[brewer]

[edit]
...getting lost in S because my car's side mirrors fell off ...
[edit]

LOL! How did your side mirrors "fall off"?

[Thumpalumpacus]

[edit]
...getting lost in S because my car's side mirrors fell off ...
[edit]

LOL! How did your side mirrors "fall off"?

She drives a Chevy?

[Sal]

CIJS fuck facebook

[Longhorn]

I can't eradicate this sickness, as much as I wish I could. But I've done my part in fighting it.

You were hurt by life. But you were too weak to fight it, so you let your hurt define you. You hurt back. You hurt me. And I broke the cycle. I took all your darkness and made light. And I could aim to set the world on fire. I might just get it done if I tried. But honestly... I am content with being warm for the rest of my life.

I am one less sick motherfucker like you.

CIJS and all that shit.

[Joods]

Your proposal reads like someone who's just flat out giving up. But I know you. There's a motive. There always is with your kind. You never do anything without making sure other people know you are going to benefit in someway. So I have a few guesses. And knowing you... I'm probably not far off the mark. 

1. You're pregnant by your alcoholic fiancee. And if you do to this kid, what you did to your first two - that kid will have no chance at a fair childhood. You made the first two do all of the housework starting when they were five years old. All of it. Not just helping mommy fold clothes. Nope - they had to do every single aspect of cleaning a house. At FIVE. Because you were too busy sitting around with your friends playing cards and smoking pot to actually be a parent.
And the oldest two are getting bigger and stronger than you. You can't beat them into submission anymore. You can't order them around. The fact that they want nothing to do with you comes as no surprise. So - you'll be glad to get rid of them to focus on brainwashing your newest little recruit. How sad. 

2. Your fiancee doesn't want anything to do with the kids and he's made that clear. So rather than ditching that scumbag and being a loving mother - you'd rather let the kids go so you can stay with that piece of trash. Good job. 

3. You realized what a mistake it was to initiate yet another custody action because we have more dirt on you than we had last time and this time, you'd more than likely get your rights stripped from you. And you know it. And you don't want to look like the county's biggest embarrassment so this is an easy out for you. 

4. Or it could be a combination of all the the above. 

I have loved these children since before I started dating their dad. You know, back when we were all friends. Back before you decided to cheat on him with five or six guys? Yeah. Since they were 5 and 8 years old. For the last 4 years, I have mothered these boys. I have cared for them as if they were my own. I have done for them, what you should have been doing all along. It's called Nurturing. And you don't have a nurturing bone in your body. If you did, you wouldn't be trying to up and walk away like this. It wouldn't be as easy as you're making it.

So you just want minimal contact with them. Every other weekend and possibly a mid-week visit a few times a month thrown in. 

Well sweetie - I have a few stipulations of my own. 

The first and most important one being that I get to be legally recognized as a guardian to these children. If I am going to become their main caregiver because their dad is the main breadwinner, then I deserve the right to be able to take care of doctor and dentist appointments. I have the right to interact with school personnel at all levels. You're walking away from those kinds of responsibilities. At the very least, since I have to fill in (actually I've been filling in for you for years now), it should be legalized so there's no question about my being able to make the sorts of decisions you're walking away from. That's only fair. 


You have the email with the rest of our counter proposal. We aren't being unreasonable since you came at us from out of the blue with this sudden change of heart towards your own kids. 

Also - stop hating me because I stepped up to the plate that you left at the table. Be grateful someone is willing to do that for your kids.

[brewer]

That's just the weirdest marriage proposal I think that I've ever heard. 

Where do you live again?

[Joods]

That's just the weirdest marriage proposal I think that I've ever heard. 

Where do you live again?

LMAO... no marriage proposal. 

CIJS...


They're coming home