Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[vulcanlogician]

I didn't write that rainbow poem in the great poetry thread. I thought it was funny at the time, but I feel bad about it. It was very immature of me to pass off a 1970s kids tv show theme tune as poetry I've written. I can't just Bungle my way through life pretending I'm a poet like what you are.

Lol. I feel pretty stupid now, Cod.

Don't worry. With a little practice, you'll be plugging out sophomoric limericks like us professionals.

[J a c k]

CIJS

I don’t wanna goooooooooooooo! (Stomps feet) I want to stay and sleep or be dumb on slack. Maybe watch Netflix. I don’t wanna goooooooooooo!

[Cod]

CIJS

I don’t wanna goooooooooooooo! (Stomps feet) I want to stay and sleep or be dumb on slack. Maybe watch Netflix. I don’t wanna goooooooooooo!

Go where?

I'm like that about seeing doctors

[paulpablo]

CIJS

I think I'm starting to love you like a little sister I never had.

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't bang you though.

Its boring as fuck when you're not here to talk to in work.

[Thumpalumpacus]

[Longhorn]

CIJS

I only loved you because I was stupid enough. And you never did, because if you had then you wouldn’t have wanted anything from me. That’s not love. You got lucky. I was a kid and naive. You got lucky to get everything you did. You didn’t deserve it. And I’m not going to give it around anymore. I’m not stupid anymore. So maybe I should stop going around looking for broken people to fix so I could feel whole. So I could pretend it was alright, it was worth it and the right thing to do was to stick it through. When in reality the right thing was what I did and do each time anew: recognize all you ever did was hurt me and abandon you like the undeserving piece of shit you are. No one is going to take over the most important spot in my life. That’s for me and my well-being.

I don’t want to do this anymore. I’m not going to. I’ll look after myself now.

[The Valkyrie]

CIJS

I don’t wanna goooooooooooooo! (Stomps feet) I want to stay and sleep or be dumb on slack. Maybe watch Netflix. I don’t wanna goooooooooooo!

Go where?

I'm like that about seeing doctors

But...

but doctors (and especially surgeons) are awesome people. Full of wit and sophistication (I said WIT, dammit!)

You'll never find a better group of people.

[J a c k]

CIJS

I don’t wanna goooooooooooooo! (Stomps feet) I want to stay and sleep or be dumb on slack. Maybe watch Netflix. I don’t wanna goooooooooooo!

Go where?

I'm like that about seeing doctors

I make plans with friends sometimes, and then I’m too lazy to go. Guilty!

[The Valkyrie]

Go where?

I'm like that about seeing doctors

I make plans with friends sometimes, and then I’m too lazy to go. Guilty!

I do that sometimes.

Especially if it's supposed to be very early and I'm cocooned and very comfortable in bed.

[The Valkyrie]

I'm going to write a book called "Spoiler".

Don't know what it's about, yet, but every time someone says, "spoiler alert", it will be free advertising!

I'm a genius!

Possibly completely insane, if you're to believe the voices, but a genius none the less.