King James is the real Bible.

[I_am_not_mafia]

I will pray for you all.

Thank you. I shall return the favour and pray to Baal on your behalf.

[Whateverist]

Gee, wonder if we'd had the real bible around when I was a kid maybe I'd still be a believer? hahahah

[Alex K]

When I hear King James Bible, I can't help to think of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbY8MH1TpEw

[ignoramus]

He forgot to follow up with reasons we should care.

You know, threats and shit which aren't from him but from his evil master.

What's worse is he works for someone who's never helped him, he's never spoken to him or shown himself to him! But somehow he loves him dearly like a close relative! lol!
If that isn't delusion of the highest order, then what is?

[brewer]

Is the KJV heavier than others? Good for those difficult brain washes? More pliable when concussed.

[GUBU]

Hi.
The King James version of the Bible really is the only true word of God.
This has been proven over and over again.
I've never read anything that can disprove the KJV isn't real. Having read other Bibles you can see they do not compare as the KJV actually comes from the scriptures and tells you the real words of God and unlike other Bibles the words were translated correctly and not changed to fit other religions dogma.

I will pray for you all.

Of course the kjv bible is real, I can buy it off amazon, you silly billy. The stories contained therein are bullshit and lies, from the two contradictory creation myths through the false stories of floods and mass slavery in Egypt (does it worry you that Moses' band of idiots took forty years to cross the Sinai a feat that an arthritic granny would manage in two weeks?), the myth of a kingdom of Israel to its crowning glory the wholly fictional greek character called Jesus.

We know the particular version is a bad copy of a bad translation of the original greek language texts, written in archaic and little used english (the language changed a lot between Elizabeth's and Charles' reigns) and deliberately altered to try to bolster Charles' pretension to a divine right to an absolute rule. The book while real tells a lie from the first word to.the last and should only ever be read as a bad work of fiction.

[Joods]

So is the OP going to address my questions or is this just another shit and run thread?

[GUBU]

So is the OP going to address my questions or is this just another shit and run thread?

Sock of gc I reckon.

[Joods]

Sweet... if that's true does that mean he goes bye bye as well?

[GUBU]

Sweet... if that's true does that mean he goes bye bye as well?

What, did gc finally do the honourable and fuck off?