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Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:32 pm
desperate enough to spend an hour somewhere with me?
Or knows someone desperate enough?
I'll even pay for your time, £100 for the hour. Just to be around me. You never need to see or hear from me again.
Please?
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:36 pm
I would even buy you a beer, alas, continent etc.
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:45 pm
Also genitals.
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:46 pm
Does that come with the hundred?
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:47 pm
Whatever you like.
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:47 pm
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Joke.
That's a pretty broad geographical area.
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:52 pm
I'm casting a wide net.
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:54 pm
I'm only one step away from specifying human.
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 8:56 pm
For what it's worth, I'm alone too, was last year, likely will be next year.
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RE: Ok, anybody in the UK
December 31, 2016 at 9:06 pm
I know I'm going to die alone. I just would like one hour with a real human being before that. Like I used to have before I became nobody.
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