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[1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
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#181
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 24, 2017 at 11:45 pm
Hiding, mostly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#182
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 12:19 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2017 at 1:05 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 24, 2017 at 11:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And if you're throwing conjunctions like 'albeit' around like confetti, it'd be like challenging a unidexter to an arse kicking contest.

Albeit has hundreds of synonyms:

Prior sequence of mine on these forums: "Albeit, of what significance is your comment?"
Application of synonym: "Meanwhile, of what significance is your comment?"

Conjunction usage/meanwhile guide: http://sentence.yourdictionary.com/meanwhile

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Albeit, does this mean you are unable to provide a more elegantly written paper?

Typical talker, absent evidence.

Such is your embarrassment's design.
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#183
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 2:15 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2017 at 2:17 am by Joods.)
(January 25, 2017 at 12:19 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 11:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And if you're throwing conjunctions like 'albeit' around like confetti, it'd be like challenging a unidexter to an arse kicking contest.

Albeit has hundreds of synonyms:

Wrong. It has FOUR.

Synonyms for albeit
conj although:


admitting
even if
even though
notwithstanding

There are other related words, but they are not "synonyms" for the word albeit.

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/albeit


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#184
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 2:25 am
(January 25, 2017 at 2:15 am)Nymphadora Wrote:
(January 25, 2017 at 12:19 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Albeit has hundreds of synonyms:

Wrong. It has FOUR.

Synonyms for albeit
conj although:


admitting
even if
even though
notwithstanding

There are other related words, but they are not "synonyms" for the word albeit.

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/albeit


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I dunno, Nymph - I think he's just nuts.
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#185
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 2:25 am
Now don't be insulting to nuts. This guy takes stupidity to a whole other level we never knew existed.
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RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 3:10 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2017 at 3:19 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 25, 2017 at 2:25 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 25, 2017 at 2:15 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Wrong. It has FOUR.

Synonyms for albeit
conj although:


admitting
even if
even though
notwithstanding

There are other related words, but they are not "synonyms" for the word albeit.

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/albeit


Your village called. They want their idiot back.

I dunno, Nymph - I think he's just nuts.

How disappointing of you @Nymphadora, @Cthulhu Dreaming, etc. 

Here is a helpful sequence:

ALBEIT (synonym) -> NOTWITHSTANDING (synonym) -> YET  (synonym) -> TILL <- MEANWHILE  (synonym)

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#187
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 3:17 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2017 at 3:35 am by Joods.)
Clearly you don't understand how to use English. Just because word "A" happens to be a synonym of word "B", doesn't mean that all of the words listed as synonyms for word "A", then become synonyms for word "B".

That's not how the English language works, moron. And trying to use screen shots with huge green arrows just makes you look even more foolish.

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#188
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 3:18 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2017 at 3:20 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 25, 2017 at 3:17 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Clearly you don't understand how to use English. Just because word "A" happens to be a synonym of word "B", doesn't mean that all of the words listed as synonyms for word "A", then become synonyms for word "B".

That's not how the English language works, moron. And trying to use screen shots with huge green arrows just makes you look even more foolish.

Let's break it down:

Meanwhile synonym = till
Albeit synonym = till

Do you detect any commonality amidst the above?

What a silly being you are.

Such is your embarrassment's design.
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#189
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 3:25 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2017 at 3:25 am by ignoramus.)
Fuck, this guy really doesn' have a life!

C'mon man, are we really that important to you that you desperately need to prove even the mundane stuff to us relentlessly, albeit in a futile manner.
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#190
RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 25, 2017 at 3:26 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2017 at 3:27 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 25, 2017 at 3:25 am)ignoramus Wrote: Fuck, this guy really doesn' have a life!

C'mon man, are we really that important to you that you desperately need to prove even the mundane stuff to us relentlessly, albeit in a futile manner.

Are you saying Nymphadora can't identify the commonality in my comment prior?
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