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What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
#51
RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
Cuddles are wonderful.
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#52
RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
woot !!

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#53
RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
1 straight man + 2 bi sexual woman = Happy times

In the name of Bacon,Bdsm and Black Sabbath I love my life somtimes
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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#54
RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
(January 30, 2017 at 3:09 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(January 30, 2017 at 1:24 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: 1. He poops 4-5 times a day, and they each take about 20-30 minutes. Which is annoying when we're doing something together, out somewhere, or about to leave the house, and I have to sit there and wait for him to finish. 

Are you sure he's pooping? Wink

Haha. Well he always takes one of his stupid star wars novels in there with him (whichever one he's on), or the news paper. So unless he has a fetish (apart from the one I already know about), he's pooping. Oh yeah, that and the smell.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#55
RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
(January 30, 2017 at 3:27 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(January 30, 2017 at 3:09 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Are you sure he's pooping? Wink

Haha. Well he always takes one of his stupid star wars novels in there with him (whichever one he's on), or the news paper. So unless he has a fetish (apart from the one I already know about), he's pooping. Oh yeah, that and the smell.

Star wars novels

yaay
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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#56
RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
I've never understood the appeal of reading while you're on the toilet.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#57
RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
(January 30, 2017 at 3:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've never understood the appeal of reading while you're on the toilet.

There is just something relaxing about it
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#58
RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
(January 30, 2017 at 3:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've never understood the appeal of reading while you're on the toilet.

Me either! 

But then again, my poops come out in one healthy log immediately after I sit down. So I'm not in there for longer than like 30 seconds and the longer part of that is my meticulous wiping. For people who's poops come in little pieces and takes forever between each piece, I can understand why they'd wanna have something to do in there while they poop.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
(January 30, 2017 at 3:33 pm)Orochi Wrote:
(January 30, 2017 at 3:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've never understood the appeal of reading while you're on the toilet.

There is just something relaxing about it

Luxuriating with a good book in the bath, yes.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: What's your most favorite thing about being Single/Married?
(January 30, 2017 at 3:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've never understood the appeal of reading while you're on the toilet.

I think it's the silence. So calming and relaxing, plus you get to hear yourself think and picture everything in the book inside your head. I feel lost without a book,newspaper,phone while on my toilet..what're you supposd to do...just poop? Seems like a waste of time lol

(January 30, 2017 at 2:26 pm)Astreja Wrote:
(January 30, 2017 at 1:08 pm)pool the great Wrote: What's the most annoying thing in a marriage? Let's hear some negatives Devil

Having a partner who wants you to do everything with them and does an eye-roll or otherwise sabotages things that you want to do.  Good. Fucking. Riddance.

hahah ikr! Clingy af, it's so annoying but it's a kind of extension of their love so i guess it could be excused

(January 30, 2017 at 3:02 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: Most annoying things about marriage?  Mother in law comes to mind as a strong front runner.  Any conversation that starts by "I need to talk to you".

My girlfriends' older sister tried to talk me into church (and i didn't even marry her). I can't imagine the hell.. haha
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