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RE: Condensed soup is Ebola.
February 7, 2017 at 12:47 pm
I fucks with some Progresso Clam Chowder. No water needed.
Why you buying condensed soup anyways? Is it 1955 in England?
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RE: Condensed soup is Ebola.
February 7, 2017 at 12:51 pm
I must be old-fashioned – I've always preferred my Ebola soup to be made from scratch. I will relax this rule as far as to allow the packets of dried soup mix to be added to sour cream for Ebola dip.
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RE: Condensed soup is Ebola.
February 7, 2017 at 2:10 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 11:54 am)mh.brewer Wrote: ![[Image: 640x426xIMG_3001.jpg.pagespeed.ic.goEi3LSGoB.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=fastpaleo.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F09%2F640x426xIMG_3001.jpg.pagespeed.ic.goEi3LSGoB.jpg)
That's just a red herring.
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RE: Condensed soup is Ebola.
February 7, 2017 at 2:14 pm
(February 7, 2017 at 11:34 am)Stimbo Wrote: ![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnffdlfYeggPyOr28vwlT...jaikv-jDQc]](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnffdlfYeggPyOr28vwlTkc-O7NbPDMS4bKwrQMFjaikv-jDQc)
Conveniently, I can produce unlimited quantities of this.
We legitimately have a packet of "Cock soup" laying around in the larder somewhere just for comedic effect
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RE: Condensed soup is Ebola.
February 7, 2017 at 2:31 pm
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RE: Condensed soup is Ebola.
February 7, 2017 at 2:33 pm
And somewhere to keep the lard.
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RE: Condensed soup is Ebola.
February 8, 2017 at 1:03 pm
You'd be surprised. That's why food banks are a thing.
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The problem with that is having the time to do it, and the money. Hence the point of the definitely inferior tinned goods.
