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Someone once told me that having a kid means that your own heart now beats outside your body. I get that, and it's totally true. As a corollary to that - having two kids... is the weirdest feeling.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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If she's sleeping and happy, I'm happy...

... and having a Laphroaig quarter cask. Cheers
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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By the content look on her face, I'm confident she's almost resolved the double slit dilemma.
Get her some crayons, quick!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(June 13, 2017 at 12:57 am)energizer bunny Wrote: [Image: 32523460103_4066821f32_b.jpg]

Um, does cooking half-naked make the cuisine taste better? Wink

-Teresa
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Special seasoning sauce!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(June 14, 2017 at 9:13 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Um, does cooking half-naked make the cuisine taste better? Wink

-Teresa

Yes. It adds a bit of sexiness to the dish. Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite. 

And i was not just half naked. The only thing i was wearing was the apron. I have photos where i drop the apron but obviously i can't post that here lol. 

Angel
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(June 15, 2017 at 1:18 am)energizer bunny Wrote:
(June 14, 2017 at 9:13 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Um, does cooking half-naked make the cuisine taste better? Wink

-Teresa

Yes. It adds a bit of sexiness to the dish. Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite. 

And i was not just half naked. The only thing i was wearing was the apron. I have photos where i drop the apron but obviously i can't post that here lol. 

Angel

If the taste of an orgasm in your mouth is your idea of a fine cuisine, you either have a very unique palate or a very interesting partner.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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(June 15, 2017 at 3:19 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote:
(June 15, 2017 at 1:18 am)energizer bunny Wrote: Yes. It adds a bit of sexiness to the dish. Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite. 

And i was not just half naked. The only thing i was wearing was the apron. I have photos where i drop the apron but obviously i can't post that here lol. 

Angel

If the taste of an orgasm in your mouth is your idea of a fine cuisine, you either have a very unique palate or a very interesting partner.

"Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite," isn't the same as "the taste of an orgasm in my mouth is my idea of a fine cuisine."

You are taking my words too literally.
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(June 15, 2017 at 4:09 am)energizer bunny Wrote:
(June 15, 2017 at 3:19 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If the taste of an orgasm in your mouth is your idea of a fine cuisine, you either have a very unique palate or a very interesting partner.

"Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite," isn't the same as "the taste of an orgasm in my mouth is my idea of a fine cuisine."

You are taking my words too literally.

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"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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Ah, i see. Over my head.  Lightbulb
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