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Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 10:49 am
http://www.omaha.com/eedition/sunrise/ar...c23eb.html
My youngest daughter showed me this, and... I'm with her. Christians NO LONG have ANY RIGHT whatsoever to cry about LGBT ruining the 'sanctity of marriage'. They don't give two fucks when their favorite politicians are on their third marriage. They don't give two fucks when people marry Jesus without his consent. They only give a fuck when a woman marries a woman, or a man marries a man.
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 10:52 am
But they believe in Jesus, which exonerates them from the sinful nature of the unbelievers.
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 12:07 pm
I don't think they are still doing it, but I recall, maybe back in the early 90s, a Catholic priest sticking to his guns and refusing to marry a paraplegic man in a wheelchair to a woman as he could not consummate the marriage, and therefore the priest would be participating in consecrating an invalid marriage.
If the women in this case are pledging perpetual virginity, they are violating one of the earliest edicts recorded in Scripture:
Be fruitful and multiply.
Is there a more clear cut example of heresy in the news today ??
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 12:19 pm
(July 13, 2017 at 10:49 am)Divinity Wrote: http://www.omaha.com/eedition/sunrise/ar...c23eb.html
My youngest daughter showed me this, and... I'm with her. Christians NO LONG have ANY RIGHT whatsoever to cry about LGBT ruining the 'sanctity of marriage'. They don't give two fucks when their favorite politicians are on their third marriage. They don't give two fucks when people marry Jesus without his consent. They only give a fuck when a woman marries a woman, or a man marries a man.
Yeah! You tell em.
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 1:24 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2017 at 1:26 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Meh, who cares, it's their vag to fill with cobwebs waiting for the holy spirit to come unto them. OFC they would be catholics, and like any catholic, they want the benefits of sanctity without all that daily life encumbering tedium. 
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 1:27 pm
Quote:Married to Jesus: Detroit women make lifelong pledge of virginity
They're probably fugly anyway.
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 1:37 pm
now, now . . .
we don't know if Jesus' standards have changed over the centuries. I'm assuming he'd be comfortable with bad teeth, body lice, and no shaving anywhere, so let's be charitable.
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 1:57 pm
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I think "consecrated virgins" would be a great band name.
Also had to look up chastity. This in no way means that these fine lady's can't still get it in.
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 3:16 pm
(July 13, 2017 at 10:49 am)Divinity Wrote: http://www.omaha.com/eedition/sunrise/ar...c23eb.html
My youngest daughter showed me this, and... I'm with her. Christians NO LONG have ANY RIGHT whatsoever to cry about LGBT ruining the 'sanctity of marriage'. They don't give two fucks when their favorite politicians are on their third marriage. They don't give two fucks when people marry Jesus without his consent. They only give a fuck when a woman marries a woman, or a man marries a man.
They're called nuns. Literally hundreds of thousands of Irish women married Yeshua bar Yosef, including my aunt.
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RE: Three Christian Women marry Jesus
July 13, 2017 at 3:23 pm
(July 13, 2017 at 10:49 am)Divinity Wrote: http://www.omaha.com/eedition/sunrise/ar...c23eb.html
My youngest daughter showed me this, and... I'm with her. Christians NO LONG have ANY RIGHT whatsoever to cry about LGBT ruining the 'sanctity of marriage'. They don't give two fucks when their favorite politicians are on their third marriage. They don't give two fucks when people marry Jesus without his consent. They only give a fuck when a woman marries a woman, or a man marries a man.
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Title: Oh geez I heard about those women, even thinking about them makes me roll my eyes.
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