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You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
#1
You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
Humans can be funny, and I'd laugh at this no matter the party. I've walked around with my keys or glasses in my hands wondering where they were.

I simply thought it was funny that he continued the charade.



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#2
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
I have run around looking for car keys while holding the car keys I'm looking for.

I remember many years ago tearing the house apart looking for dear old mom's eyeglasses. She was wearing them at the time she asked me to help look for them . . . . .
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#3
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
(January 17, 2018 at 6:27 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I have run around looking for car keys while holding the car keys I'm looking for.

I remember many years ago tearing the house apart looking for dear old mom's eyeglasses.  She was wearing them at the time she asked me to help look for them . . . . .

Regardless of politics, every human gets stupid like that as some point.  It is great comedy when everyone realizes your mistake.
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#4
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
I actually did once hit a guy wearing invisible glasses.  I broken his invisible nose and got an invisible summons for common assault.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#5
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
(January 17, 2018 at 6:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I actually did once hit a guy wearing invisible glasses.  I broken his invisible nose and got an invisible summons for common assault.

Boru

Glasses or not, cant hit people just because they piss you off.
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RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
(January 17, 2018 at 6:43 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 17, 2018 at 6:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I actually did once hit a guy wearing invisible glasses.  I broken his invisible nose and got an invisible summons for common assault.

Boru

Glasses or not, cant hit people just because they piss you off.

Umm...yes, you can.  You shouldn't, but you can.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#7
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
(January 17, 2018 at 6:45 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 17, 2018 at 6:43 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Glasses or not, cant hit people just because they piss you off.

Umm...yes, you can.  You shouldn't, but you can.

Boru

Which is why you ended up in court.
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#8
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
You hit a person with invisible glasses with an invisible fist.

And by "invisible" I mean one he doesn't see.
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#9
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
(January 17, 2018 at 7:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You hit a person with invisible glasses with an invisible fist.

And by "invisible" I mean one he doesn't see.

Yes because violence solves everything. Dodgy
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#10
RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
I was supporting a family and attending nursing school. I went to school Monday through Friday. Late nights doing homework/ studying until midnight.  Friday school let out early. I worked at a hospital a 16 hour shift on Friday and Saturday. 3pm until 7am. Sunday I worked 3pm until 11pm. I finished writing care plans for school until early Monday morning. Then had to be on the city bus at 5:15 Monday morning. 

So, one Monday morning at 5am I was at the Circle K getting coffee. I would normally put 6 of those plastic units of half and half and a bunch of turbinado sugar. This day I opened one creamer and opened it. Poured the half and half into the trash can and put the plastic container into my coffee cup. I repeated this procedure 5 more times. I was wearing scrubs, a lab coat, and a stethoscope. The Mexican dude in painters clothes next to me was staring at me. I looked over at him and he said "Dude!!!"
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