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You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
January 17, 2018 at 10:32 am
Humans can be funny, and I'd laugh at this no matter the party. I've walked around with my keys or glasses in my hands wondering where they were.
I simply thought it was funny that he continued the charade.
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RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
January 17, 2018 at 6:27 pm
I have run around looking for car keys while holding the car keys I'm looking for.
I remember many years ago tearing the house apart looking for dear old mom's eyeglasses. She was wearing them at the time she asked me to help look for them . . . . .
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RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
January 17, 2018 at 6:39 pm
I actually did once hit a guy wearing invisible glasses. I broken his invisible nose and got an invisible summons for common assault.
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RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
January 17, 2018 at 6:45 pm
(January 17, 2018 at 6:43 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (January 17, 2018 at 6:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I actually did once hit a guy wearing invisible glasses. I broken his invisible nose and got an invisible summons for common assault.
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Glasses or not, cant hit people just because they piss you off.
Umm...yes, you can. You shouldn't, but you can.
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RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
January 17, 2018 at 7:42 pm
You hit a person with invisible glasses with an invisible fist.
And by "invisible" I mean one he doesn't see.
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RE: You wouldn't hit a guy with invisible glasses?
January 17, 2018 at 8:00 pm
I was supporting a family and attending nursing school. I went to school Monday through Friday. Late nights doing homework/ studying until midnight. Friday school let out early. I worked at a hospital a 16 hour shift on Friday and Saturday. 3pm until 7am. Sunday I worked 3pm until 11pm. I finished writing care plans for school until early Monday morning. Then had to be on the city bus at 5:15 Monday morning.
So, one Monday morning at 5am I was at the Circle K getting coffee. I would normally put 6 of those plastic units of half and half and a bunch of turbinado sugar. This day I opened one creamer and opened it. Poured the half and half into the trash can and put the plastic container into my coffee cup. I repeated this procedure 5 more times. I was wearing scrubs, a lab coat, and a stethoscope. The Mexican dude in painters clothes next to me was staring at me. I looked over at him and he said "Dude!!!"
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