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Reasons to detest Jazz # 9

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Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 1:12 am
Did someone say jazz fusion?













That's Danny Carey of Tool on drums.  This is his other band
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 1:28 am (This post was last modified: February 16, 2018 at 1:28 am by c172.)




Not sure this is really jazz, but I do like Colin Stetson.
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 1:30 am
Here's some more:












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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 8:59 am
Actually I'm quite taken with some of John McLaughlin's jazz-blues fusion. If that's the correct term for it. He drifts between the two and he does it seamlessly, good stuff.
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 9:41 am (This post was last modified: February 16, 2018 at 9:50 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Reasons to love this specific jazz/funk fusion recording. Reasons #1-#999:





Recorded in nineteen seventy motherfucking three.

And yes that is an ARP synthesizer in case you weren't wondering.

And in case your music taste sucks so bad that you still hate all jazz including jazz elements and jazz inspiration in songs!.........


Take this song and shove it up your butt:





And if you don't like it, fuck off and eat my dick and you're most likely as musically impatient as you are tasteless Dunno
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 10:04 am
Don't be so coy, tell me what you really think.
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 12:18 pm
Featuring Jaco Pastorious on bass, Wayne Shorter on the telephone:




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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 12:20 pm
I detest people who detest jazz. 

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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 3:18 pm
(February 15, 2018 at 11:11 pm)Succubus Wrote: Jazz is pesh, it always was and it always will be.

An eternity, or is that an infinity? In heaven listening to John Coltrane and his fucking trumpet? Please kill me now.

An eternity spent listening to Coltrane play his fucking trumpet would be awful.

But before you write him off, you might want to listen to his sax work.   Tongue

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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 3:31 pm
(February 15, 2018 at 11:11 pm)Succubus Wrote: This Jazz music thing; I've tried Ringo, I've really tried.
If you have even a passing familiarity with Johnny Dankworth and Cleo Laine then now is the time to fess up. All your life experiences are tainted by the foul pestilence that is Punk Rock/Jazz music. You're mind has been poisoned.

"Doo bee doo doo bee doo be doo, Bap Bap!"...


Jazz is pesh, it always was and it always will be.

An eternity, or is that an infinity? In heaven listening to John Coltrane and his fucking trumpet? Please kill me now.

Edit; The usual 'your'

Edit; # 2 Spacing.
I also despise:

Country Music.
Folk music.
Morris Dance music.
That particularly shouty extreme heavy metal.
Mumford and fucking sons.
Oasis.
Opera
Blues
Elvis Presley

and many many more.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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