The end of the world

[djrams80]

[Zenith]

You know, I wonder what excuses he found, and what he told to his believers.
Perhaps, "Oh, I mistook with a year. It's 2012! It's 2012!" :))

[prayforme]

A shitty song for a shitty occasion.

[Ace Otana]

I take it they arrive before the gates of heaven......naked.....?
I knew god was a perve! Typical.

Don't know about the rest of ya, but I don't fancy showing the big guy my penis. Reserved only for the ladies you see....and my left hand.

[Minimalist]

http://www.truth-out.org/yup-still-here/1305923734

Well, guess what? It was already Sunday in Australia when the alleged Biggest Saturday Ever dawned across Eastern Standard Time, and that whole continent remained obstinately Down Under instead of rapturously Up Above. Maybe every single living person there is a blasphemous sinner, but the sun has been crawling across the northern hemisphere for long enough to convince even the most fervently devout that, mmmmmm, maybe they've had their pockets picked once again by yet another wolf dressed in sheep's clothing.

Forgive this leap to judgment, but I have a sneaking suspicion I know just exactly what type of person goes in for this breed of apocalyptic nonsense. Let me guess: you're a Christian of the evangelical stripe, white, and your ears are forever attuned to the dog-whistles of social conservativism. You voted for George W. Bush twice, and would have happily done it a third time if given the chance. It's almost certain your whole life is caving in around your ears, and you are utterly unable to cope. You can't make the mortgage payments, your job got outsourced to somewhere, and you seethe at the presence of non-English-speaking brown people around you, even when they mow your lawn and empty your trash and serve your food. You think Rush and Beck sit at the right hand of God, and you've been voting Republican ever since Ronald Reagan invited Jerry Falwell to the White House. You are a follower, an adorer of authority in all its permutations. You smell like fear.

Your life is caving in around your ears, to an incredibly large degree, because you have supported - with your time, your money, and your badly-spelled signs at Tea Party rallies - the very politicians, corporations and power-brokers who have savaged your future. You believe in the demigod of free-market capitalism (because Rush and Beck tell you so) even as that system steals from you, your children and their children to come. You see the writing on the wall and perceive it as runes carved there by devils and socialists and Muslim fellow-travelers, because you have been well-trained to do so. You would not know the truth of your life if it voided its bladder in your face, because you are inculcated with a world-view that is sustained by hatred, distrust, fear, and the clannish bonding of the cult-bound who think as you do, and so are "saved."

[the6dead]

It's now 23min in to the end of days and I still don't see naked Christians flying up into the sky.

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I wonder how Harold is going to explain this.

[bozo]

It's now 23min in to the end of days and I still don't see naked Christians flying up into the sky.

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I wonder how Harold is going to explain this.

I wonder what comments, if any, the bigwigs of the faith will offer up?

[Ace Otana]

It's now 23min in to the end of days and I still don't see naked Christians flying up into the sky.

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I wonder how Harold is going to explain this.

I've looked into his past a little bit. Turns out, he's made some previous end of the world predictions, obviously all just as false as his latest one.
So he has a little reputation for making up a number of false predictions. Really.....he shouldn't of had anywhere near this amount of attention.

[Darwinian]

Happy 22nd of May

[Zen Badger]

reverendjeremiah I am in complete agreement with you. The book of revelations is a complete joke and it makes as much sense as the quatraines of Nostradamus. Because of its symbolic language it can be interpreted to fit any world crises or situation partially and anything can pretty much be classified as a fulfillment of prophecy. In reality it is similar to a process used by psychics called a cold reading when they are trying to predict an individuals future, they basically throw out some things out there that may be common to anyone till they strike gold. It's the same bullshit on a grander scale.

And Camping ignored the first rule of prophecy.

NEVER make a specific prediction.