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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Yup, the RCC has made the final and definitive statement on the subject. Do the deed naked, apologize to god, and then let poverty and sectarian violence work it's course.
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Christian's should just rely on the power of prayer to prevent pregnancy. Alliterative and effective.
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 2:32 pm
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Remember guys, the girl can't get pregnant if she is wearing goggles.
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 2:34 pm
See! I always knew I was missing something. All these children, it's been me wearing the goggles 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 2:36 pm
It's okay, Rhythm... at least you had sex in style 
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 2:42 pm
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I did have sex in an eggplant costume once. That counts yes? (damned satin lining)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 2:48 pm
(August 29, 2011 at 2:42 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I did have sex in an eggplant costume once. That counts yes? (damned satin lining)
That's really far over the grey line there... i mean... sex in an eggplant costume?
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 2:54 pm
Yup, that's why you never buy your adolescent son a bag style costume (or sleeping bag). You will have become an accomplice to masturbation by proxy.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 3:00 pm
I'd be a horrid 'parent'... I'd buy my godchildren condoms and birth control pills (as relevant).
Never an eggplant costume though
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RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
August 29, 2011 at 3:17 pm
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See, you're playing into the serpent's hand. You should instead adopt the practice pioneered by RCC Clergy, whereby you avoid molesting children by wearing fancy (and very soft) robes.
(only the inner layer need be cleaned, this cuts down on the bill)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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