In fact, I can’t think of ANY celebrity I’d fly 10 hours to look at.

The closest US city to me is Honolulu, a 10 hour flight. Despite my admiration for Harris, I’d have to say no.

I would. Once. Just for the spectacle of it. I also walked down to the US Open of Surfing. Once.

Hmmm. The closest US city to me is El Paso, Texas - a 16 hour drive away. El Paso makes it a hard no.

Would YOU go to a Kamala Harris rally if one was nearby?

“... Why do so many people need help?! Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one good shit and you go back to bed. What’s the fucking mystery?!” ― George Carlin

Life is easy. Just don't die. People make it complicated.

Oh brother. Life is complicated.

Nah! It's in my descending colon...after a Chipotle burrito.

It's Nebraska, and it's closed!

I have no idea what the polls say about the shittiest place on earth but I'm gonna guess North Korea.

No worries, it happens when people take me to seriously. I only take the shittiest place on earth seriously.

Oh sorry I misunderstood then. Didn't realize it was a joke about Disneyland. I thought you'd read somewhere that Tahiti was the happiest place in the world. I always read about it being the Scandinavian countries. My bad.

You brought up 'winning'. If you're taking about some poll or survey they didn't contact me. I/this originally started out as a joke about Disneyland (often referred to the happiest place on earth) and a potential strike.

I don't understand. By "win" I just mean whoever is the happiest place on earth

Winning? Not in my head.

Seems like an anomaly. Normally it's always a Scandinavian country "winning".

Tahiti

The happiest place on earth is, apparently, always a Scandinavian country.

Apparently the happiest place on earth................... isn't.