If it's sturdy enough for the glass bottom boat maneuver then YES.

Do you like my Glass Table?

'her pleasure' is a foreign concept to me.

Pierced for her pleasure? (I have no idea...have never read up on the subject...)

@Spooky I guess 'disturbing' would have been a better word. I can't for the life of me imagine a 'function' that was worth the modification.

I found "Prince Albert in a can" to be profoundly funny...when I was 10. The P.A. I learned about in college seems troubling...

Confusing that someone would do it, or confusing because questions about various functions?

I always found the prince albert confusing.

Reading up on old gay/straight ear piercing conventions. I'm weirdly old enough to remember when that was actually a thing. (I feel like some could mistake this saying as a political position...)

"Left is right and right is wrong." ...lol

@Fake Messiah Because the Elect need to have flash cars and new clothes when Jesus shows up. Jesus hates the poors.

@Fake Messiah End of the world party?

Greed?

Why is Church constantly asking for money if the end is nigh and Jesus is coming soon?

I have no time for fusilli.

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@brewer yeah, there is no rational long play there. It's bagholders all the way down.

Investing in Truth Social, just getting more suckers for Trump. Day traders might make $$$. The long term true believers will be taking a bath.

Just saw that NBC has called it off. Bye Bye Bitch!

I'm still waiting for the numbskulls at NBC who hired RM to resign in disgrace.