That's easy. Mine is. We have an afterlife beer volcano

Even if I tried a new religion each day, I wouldn'y live long enough to try them all. Which is the TRUE one? (snicker)

You must do them ALL!!!

With at least 73 sects of Islam and over 45,000 denominations of Christianity, which one should I pick if I don’t want to end up in Hell?

First of all, what exactly is worship? Many religious folk believe that everyone worships something, and for those that don't worship a god like atheists instead worship something else like money

Well............ it appears that it's no longer worship worthy.

I'll have to unzip my pants before I respond.

What makes something worth worshipping?

lol

His current religion is Bannedism

Or are you one of those, "I have no religion I just have a relationship with Jesus"

What religion are you Data? You mention believing in the Bible but distance yourself from Christianity.

Taking tomorrow off yay! I think weekends should have three days so I’ll make it so

Seems his faith failed him and thusly he was smited by FSM's wrath. Verily the mods do Xis work. RAmen

Nope. Any other ideas Data?

Must have been a Christian

They say a lot of stupid things. Don't go swimming after eating, don't step on a crack, blah, blah, blah.

If you don't want to live forever, you won't.

The meek inherit the earth, not heaven.

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