The language of Cthulu, Only madness can understand it

Whuzzall that furrin’ writtin’?

Socks, Scented Candles, Chips(Or crisps), potpourri, R.L. Stine novels,Beanie Babies, Candy, Lotion, slightly used MTG cards, µ̵̪̹̠̬̣͈̥̱͊̔ͅͅñ̴̼̞̓̈̓̅̽̐̔̑̈́̀̈́̿̾͝͝Ð̷̡̦̭͈̘͍̯̯̰̱̱̻̖̗̟̠̈́̋̐͛̽̌̈́̔̅̆̏̈́͋͠¥̴̙̞̻̞͙̜̆͐̒̄̉̍͛͜͠ï̴̡̨͉̭̭͕̩̣̞̘̬̭͕̦͔̻̈́̿̋͋͂̚͜͠ñ̸̡̬̙̃̓̓̓̉̎̌̈̃̈́͘ģ̶͚̥̘͓̭͙̦͎̀́̾̅̑̓̏̍͊́̕͝ͅͅl̸̳̭̬̣̤͔̟̗̹̱̹̠̘̰̬͚̈́̎̏̀̕͜͠ð̷͎̥͕͌͑̂̑͗̅̄͒̄̈̒̉̈́͂̒͝¥̴̡̼̺̙̻̥̹̦̮̜̹̌̽̌̂͂͆͆͒̑̆̃̂͘å̶̮̹̦̭̝̟̩̰̩̍͂̽̀͊͐ͅḻ̵̛̛͖̠̅͌̓̀̒͘†̶͉̼̞̈́͑̈͌̚̕¥̵̼̃͆̀†̶̧̝͍̤͂̑̉͑̆̀͘͠ð̴̢̼͖͓̝̦̤́̈́̈͋͑̏̔͝¢̴̬͓̘͙͉̾̏̃̏̍̀̽̒͊͘̕̚͠†̷͓͉͎̤̼͍̞̭͈͙̬̻͂̄̑͛̎̋̈͛͑͝h̷̜̖̦̮̙̗͚̭͗̑̑̋́͑̀̏͑͊͗̎̚̚̚͝ͅµ̷̛͙̳͆̀̇̍͑͝l̷̡̨͈̭͔̯̗̤̦͚̤̊̉̀̄̑͆͗̌̿̄̍̓̉̍̿͝h̶̬̞͍̰̹̬̩̻̓̓̐͆̔̀̅͗̎µ̷̡̢̧̳̘͕̼̝̘̤̓̊͆́͐͠ and of course various Sodas

They were more common ten years ago. They also sold *used* panties...

I want more than panties, what else do they offer?

maybe

Is the vending machine one of those Japanese ones that sell panties?

Welcome back! We have added a new vending machine and every friday is Pizza night

It's been a while since I was last here. Gonna look around and see what I've been missing. ^_^

I'd have to check and see if I spilled honey on my shirt.

What if it's a bear smiling? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

If a cat is smiling you need to put your guard up.

龴ↀ◡ↀ龴 *Meow

Mick West obviously brainwashed you into thinking that it wasn't an alien invasion.

So ....... not an alien invasion. PHEW!

at this time of day, in this region, located entirely in my kitchen

aurora borealis

What were those funny colors outside last night?

It's Obi-Wan day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCS-g3HwXdc

We might need to keep an eye on Jackalope, he may have a case of the bends.